About a week after we learned that Ashley Benson and Cara Delevingne were done after two years together, it was reported Ashley had moved on to oily rapper G-Eazy. Not long after that, they confirmed the news by getting papped kissing in a grocery store parking lot. Three months later, and Ashley and G-Eazy have returned to a grocery store parking lot to give us a relationship update, which is that it appears they might be engaged now.
There’s no doubt about it, things have changed dramatically over the past several months. These are strange days indeed. However, some things blessedly remain the same. You may need to plan a trip to the grocery store with the precision and timing of a Navy SEAL, but in Hollywood, there are still old dudes proposing to blond “20-something” personal trainers with tacky pink diamond rings. Swedish meatball Dolph Lundgren is the latest pepaw to give his adult daughters a new mommy who looks like she could be one of their USC sorority sisters.
I hope Lindsay Lohan’s latest single has been selling like hotcakes (or in her case khameer flatbreads since I imagine her myriad of gentlemen friends are her biggest fans) because she’s about to have one more mouth to feed. According to Page Six, Dina Lohan’s getting married! For real this time! And while she still hasn’t met her on and off boyfriend of 6 years (and now fiance) Jesse Nadler in person, barring any further Outback Steakhouse parking lot shenanigans, Dina says “it’s official.”
A few months ago, Anna Faris was seen walking around in public with a big ol’ diamond ring on her left ring finger, which is almost all the proof you need that someone is engaged. But a few months before that, she appeared on Laura Wasser’s divorce podcast, saying she believed in monogamy, but struggled with the idea of legally binding yourself to another person. Which makes sense, considering she’d already been down Divorce Road twice already. So maybe the ring on Anna’s finger was just a nice gift to herself, or a low-pressure present from her boyfriend Michael Barrett. Thankfully, we have Anna’s TV mom Allison Janney to clear up any confusion about what that ring meant.
Not only does 2020 mark the end of a decade, it also marks the end of an era. Noted ladies man Wilmer Valerrama is engaged to be married. Throughout the 2010s, Wilmer, who is 39, parlayed his That 70s Show success into an impressive run of dating some of the biggest barely legal pop stars of the decade. According to US Weekly, Wilmer proposed to his girlfriend of 8-months, 28-year-old model Amanda Pacheco on January 1st.
People announced yesterday that Michelle Williams is engaged to Hamilton director Thomas Kail and is pregnant with his baby. Busy Philipps just woke up to 946 new text messages on her phone that all read: “So…can you hook me up with free Hamilton tickets?”