Category: Andrew Cuomo
Chris Cuomo’s Book Got Dropped By Its Publisher And He Won’t Be Getting Any Severance From CNN
After getting fired on his day off, former CNN anchor Chris Cuomo is now free to sit on the stoop and smoke weed all day with his brother, former governor Andrew Cuomo. It’s not like he has anything better to do. According to CNBC, the HarperCollins imprint Custom House is dumping his book and CNN president Jeff Zucker recently told employees that Chris won’t be receiving a severance. So smoke up boys, and please remember, Stop and Frisk is unconstitutional. So keep your hands off the ladies!
CNN Fires Chris Cuomo, Effective Immediately
In “Better Late Than Never, I Guess” news, CNN announced during the nothing-to-see-here hour (aka 5 pm on a Saturday) that they are fucking done professionally with Chris Cuomo and have fired him. His CNN show Cuomo Prime Time is no more. Just a few days ago, Chris was indefinitely suspended by CNN for helping his brother, the former Governor of New York Andrew Cuomo, with sexual harassment allegations. Tacked on to the news of Chris Cuomo’s firing is a new allegation from a woman who has accused Chris of sexual misconduct. What a mess. The former First Lady of New York Sandra Lee must be able to see the future when she looks into a glass of her Ocean Breeze cocktail and knew the Cuomo Kingdom was going to crumble so she got out of there quick!
Chris Cuomo Has Been Suspended From CNN For Helping His Brother Andrew Cuomo With Sexual Harassment Allegations
Chris Cuomo has been indefinitely suspended from CNN where he’s hosted his show Cuomo Prime Time since 2017. The reason being that new documents revealed that Chris was way more involved in helping his brother, former governor of New York Andrew Cuomo, handle his sexual harassment scandal than Chris had previously said. Chris reacted to the news by going into the streets and yelling at the first stranger he came upon. Just kidding, but I would avoid being behind him at a check-out line for a few days.
Cynthia Nixon Trolled Andrew Cuomo After He Lost His Emmy Amid Sexual Harassment Scandal
In 2018, Cynthia Nixon ran for Governor of New York against Andrew Cuomo and roasted him pretty regularly. She ended up losing to Andrew Cuomo, but well, now he’s out of a job after he was forced to resign over sexual harassment allegations by many women (not to mention the pandemic era scandals of his aides hiding nursing home deaths to make him look good). Andrew Cuomo not only lost his job as governor but even worse, he lost his Emmy! But guess who got the last laugh? Cynthia!–who roasted Andrew on Twitter. Aww, poor guy, maybe Alec Baldwin will feel so sorry for him, he’ll give Andrew one of his Emmys?
Sandra Lee’s New Fiancé Is Still Married And His Wife’s Friends Say He’s An “Opportunist”
The former First Lady of New York and the reigning Kween of Kwanzaa, 55-year-old Sandra Lee, has a new man in her life. The New York Post reports that Sandra stepped out in the streets of Paris with her new man, actor/interfaith spiritual leader/The Express Tribune Hottie of The Week for August 11, 2013, 46-year-old Ben Youcef, earlier this month. And in the photos, Sandra is spotted with “a giant jewel” on that finger. The news just so happened to coincide with her longtime ex-boyfriend Andrew Coumo’s announcement that he would resign as Governor of NY amid multiple accusations of sexual harassment. However, before we shout “you go, girl!,” Page Six reports we might need to shout “Sandra, you in danger girl!” instead. Turns out that Sandra’s new fiance is actually still married and his wife’s friends say he’s an opportunist and is using her for fame. Whew, if there was ever a time to crack open a bottle of Hpnotiq and go to town, it’s now. No ice required!
Alec Baldwin Feels Bad That Governor Andrew Cuomo Resigned
Yesterday, disgraced New York Governor (and the former Mr. Sandra Lee) Andrew Cuomo officially announced he was resigning from his job, which no doubt had Cynthia Nixon feeling a tingle of satisfaction. He had been accused of varying degrees of sexual harassment from eleven women, something he denied or brushed off with varying levels of delusion, like that everyone needs to chill out because he was just being a friendly old Italian guy. After many calls for his resignation, including one from President Joe Biden, he finally resigned. I don’t know where Andrew Cuomo is currently at with the five stages of grief. But Alec Baldwin has been mourning the resignation of Governor Cuomo and he’s at stage two: ANGER. To be fair, I’m sure that’s his standard operating emotion, but in this case, he’s specifically taking his feelings out on Twitter and Instagram, by implying that Andrew Cuomo was the victim of cancel culture.