Celebrities on Instagram during the pandemic. There’s that “desperate” January Jones, Hot Slut of 2020 contender Leslie Jordan, and, of course, Kate Beckinsale. Kate’s content usually concerns her furry friends: two Persian cats named Clive and Willow (whom she married [as in, officiated their wedding, not got hitched to her puss]), and Myf the Pomeranian pooch. In her latest video, Kate wears a cat face mask and sits on the floor of her
art gallery bedroom beside Willow, who’s licking her own anus like a proper lady. Inspired, 47-year-old Kate attempts to do the same with her own human parts. And because she’s Kate Beckinsale, she’s doing it all in heels.
We ended 2020 with a doggy who runs in his sleep. We’re startin’ 2021 with a tabby who talks in her sleep. Hard! Hitting! Journalism! This furry baby’s name is Mabyl, she’s a greyish tabby, she’s from Mother Russia, she’s the cutest thing walking, and the sleepiest thing talking.
When you hear “viral video of rescue kitties eating”, you might think “Awww!” Well, give it a 2020 twist, add some boiled fish, and two enemy cats named Gray and Cha Cha, and what you get is less cute and more pussy-on-pussy bullying.
At long last, we are treated to the real From Russia With Love, and not that silly James Bond offering from 1963. According to the The Daily Mail, the most discerning pussy in all of Moscow, no matter what you’ve heard, past or present, is Belyash the cat.
Pussies. They like to mirror their mommies and daddies. So if you’re super into, ohhh, I dunno, sleeping all day, binge-eating, and pooping in a box (the toilet’s too far, OK?!), your cat will probably follow suit. But if you prefer riding your skateboard around your beautiful Vancouver apartment, there’s a chance your kitty may become the next Tony
Hawk Cat. That’s what happened to Yeti, the 4-month-old (prodigy!) white Himalayan kitten who took up skateboarding without any prodding or professional training. He just pushed the skateboard forward and hopped on for the ride. Piece of cake!
The app for lonely house marms like myself has finally arrived! MeowTalk is an app from one of the people who helped develop the Amazon Alexa and it can allegedly translate a cat’s meows into something we can understand. Finally, I’ll be able to understand the slurs my cat Mikelangelo yells to the squirrels!