Ariel Winter Managed To Get Two Times The Attention At The Emmys

September 18, 2017 / Posted by:

Attention enthusiasts know that the Emmys are a tasteful affair; you’ve got to balance out your ass with some class. Thankfully, Ariel Winter showed everyone last night how to do it. Ariel came in a dress by Steven Khalil featuring not one, but two crotch-high leg slits. Angelina, who? I’m sure her dress was very expensive, so for those of you hoping to find the look for less, I would probably suggest Craigslist the day after the next AVN awards.

Normally Ariel’s boobs are on full-display, but she told People magazine that she wanted to show off her legs for once. Ariel doesn’t realize it’s not a tits or legs game. Why not both! Like Reese Witherspoon, who wore a satin Stella McCartney suit jacket dress. Reese is one peacock blue fedora and a glittery blue prop Tommy Gun away from playing Roxie Hart in a Long Island community theater production of Chicago.

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Or cover them both up, like Tracee Ellis Ross in Chanel. Tracee is giving you mother of the bride at the wedding of Feather Duster to Lumiere (after getting drunk with Mrs. Potts and Cogsworth).

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But why pick just boobs or legs when you could make every point from your neck down a focal point? Like Ajiona Alexus from 13 Reasons Why, wearing a…whatever this is, from Temraza.  It’s the perfect look for a formal figure skating disco circus picnic.

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Here’s a whole lot more from last night’s red carpet. Brace yourselves, many sequins ahead!


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