Category: Where Are Sushi And Tuna?

Selena Gomez Is Back To Posting On Social Media After More “Possible Shade” Drama With Justin And Hailey Bieber

March 7, 2023 / Posted by:

Justin Bieber, the Him?iest Him? to ever Him?, inexplicably (to me at least, my 9-year-old niece would argue differently) remains at the center of a subtle shade feud that’s been playing out on social media between his Wife?, Hailey Baldwin and his extremely successful ex-girlfriend Selena Gomez. A few weeks back, Selena announced that she was taking a break from social media, noting the obvious fact that she’s “30 and am too old for this.” And now that she’s 0.1125 years older and 1,000 years wiser, she’s back with a message to her fans to “please, please be kinder and consider other people’s mental health,” admitting that her “heart has been heavy.” Girl, same. Things just haven’t been the same since Tuna and Sushi disappeared.

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Hailey Bieber Was Briefly Hospitalized With A Brain Clot

March 14, 2022 / Posted by:

Hailey Bieber Baldwin had a serious scare recently and it wasn’t due to waking up to the fact that she’s married to Justin Bieber. According to People, Hailey was rushed to the hospital on Thursday after experiencing “stroke-like symptoms” while sitting down to breakfast with Justin. Hailey was admitted to the hospital and it was discovered that she had a small blood clot in her brain. Thankfully, the issue was resolved on its own and she was released soon after. It’s a terrifying thing to have happened but not entirely unpredictable. If I were married to Justin, I’d expect my brain to explode with some regularity.

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Sandra Lee’s New Fiancé Is Still Married And His Wife’s Friends Say He’s An “Opportunist”

August 19, 2021 / Posted by:

The former First Lady of New York and the reigning Kween of Kwanzaa, 55-year-old Sandra Lee, has a new man in her life. The New York Post reports that Sandra stepped out in the streets of Paris with her new man, actor/interfaith spiritual leader/The Express Tribune Hottie of The Week for August 11, 2013, 46-year-old Ben Youcef, earlier this month. And in the photos, Sandra is spotted with “a giant jewel” on that finger. The news just so happened to coincide with her longtime ex-boyfriend Andrew Coumo’s announcement that he would resign as Governor of NY amid multiple accusations of sexual harassment. However, before we shout “you go, girl!,Page Six reports we might need to shout “Sandra, you in danger girl!” instead. Turns out that Sandra’s new fiance is actually still married and his wife’s friends say he’s an opportunist and is using her for fame. Whew, if there was ever a time to crack open a bottle of Hpnotiq and go to town, it’s now. No ice required!

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Open Post: Hosted By Justin Bieber Showing Off His Buzzcut After Getting Rid Of His Locs

May 24, 2021 / Posted by:

Justin Bieber managed to keep the crusty critters on his head alive longer than he kept his Savannah cats Tuna and Sushi out of harm’s way, but alas, even his struggle locs finally had to be re-homed. Justin has shaved his head and no longer looks like a troll doll that got kicked under the couch in 1991 and stayed under there collecting dust and mites for 30 years. I mean at least from the neck up. He might still have a weird pot belly and no knees for all I know, but I’m not checking.

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Justin Bieber And Hailey Baldwin Flouted Quarantine And Threw A House Party

August 26, 2020 / Posted by:

Don’t worry guys, Justin Bieber isn’t just periodically posting lazy memes in order to fulfill his promise to “speak up about racial injustice and systemic oppression,” he’s also doing his part to support the Black Lives Matter movement by throwing a party to celebrate the birth of his Black friend, rapper Justine Skye. Proof that Justin can walk the talk (let’s give him a pass on being able to spell the words), he and wife Hailey Baldwin bravely faced off against Los Angeles mayor Eric Garcetti’s ban on social gatherings and risked having their water turned off (not that Justin showers but Hailey might like a cup of tea) in order to host a bevy of Hollywood elites (OK, Calabasas krabs) at their Beverly Hills mansion. Justin even went so far as to hug Kylie Jenner upon arrival. Talk about bravery!

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Justin Bieber Admits He Has Benefited From Black Culture

June 8, 2020 / Posted by:

Justin Bieber’s Instagram page looks like a Black Lives Matter Bingo card at the moment which I have to chuckle at, but I’m not going to criticize. I would rather see a million pleas for the arrest of the police officers who killed Breonna Taylor than one single #blessed image of Justin’s marital bed. And to his credit, in his most recent post, Justin has taken the unusual step of acknowledging that he’s inspired by and has benefited from Black culture, probably sending The Kardashians into a white hot panic to get their lawyers to send him a cease and desist letter. Which is crazy because you’d think by this point in her legal education, Kim could handle a simple C&D herself.

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