Category: Royal Wedding

Jennifer Lopez Shared A Ton Of Photos From Her And Ben Affleck’s Georgia Wedding In Her Newsletter

September 2, 2022 / Posted by:

As Ben and Jennifer Lynn Affleck continued to terrorize store clerks in Italy, Bed Bath & Beyond stores nationwide probably experienced a rush of customers this week looking to bring a little JLo glamor into their lives after Jen shared AUTHORIZED photos of their Georgia wedding reception’s “rustic country-chic” decor and her myriad outfit changes to subscribers of her On the JLo newsletter. I pity the poor BB&B employees across this great nation who had to tell hoards of Bennifriends that Jen had already cleaned them out of every stitch of Live, Laugh, Love merchandise, and in fact, caused an international shortage of that font. And now People has the pictures so hopefully, folks will be satisfied with throw pillows and distressed wood signs that read “Love Never Fails” in a Papyrus font instead, at least until Avatar 2 comes out and there’s a run on that font too. After that Bennifriends are down to the dregs, and there’s really nothing funny or romantic about “Love is Patient” written in Comic Sans. OK, it’s kind of funny.

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Idris Elba Reveals The “West Coast” Track Requested By Meghan Markle At Her Royal Wedding Reception

April 5, 2022 / Posted by:

Prior to marrying Prince Harry and running away from royal life and into the arms of multi-million dollar Netflix deals, Meghan Markle enjoyed all the accouterments of royal life. Well, enjoyed may be the wrong word because the Royals were as welcoming as a dentist using razor blades to extract teeth. And those perks included getting hot piece Idris Elba to DJ since you know, Idris is a DJ too. Now I’m sure you were initially envisioning a high tea with THE QUEEN making everyone curtsy as she mewed outdated phrases like “Pish tosh” and “Tally ho!” but that wasn’t the case at all. In fact, Idris mentioned one requested song that surprised him a bit.

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Prince Charles Reportedly Told Princess Diana He Didn’t Love Her The Night Before Their Wedding

November 13, 2020 / Posted by:

And now for some ice-cold, frozen solid tea, courtesy of the Royals. There’s yet another Princess Diana documentary out, ITV’s The Diana Interview: Revenge of a Princess. Revenge, eh? Does Diana crawl out of the grave and club the Queen with her own scepter? Or does an old friend share gossip about Prince Charles being a shit husband? It’s the latter (snooore). The late princess’ astrologer, Penny Thornton, claims that the night before their 1981 wedding, Charles told Diana he didn’t actually love her. Hmmm… I guess that technically counts as the “something blue”?

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George And Amal Clooney Reportedly Claimed They Didn’t Know The Bride And Groom At Prince Harry And Meghan Markle’s Wedding

October 27, 2020 / Posted by:

Usually the guest list of a royal wedding is awash with names like Baron Thumbley Dunsmirk, Lady Queefington, and His Royal Highness Paltry Beefshank of Donkey-Upon-Shrek. A real who’s who of British Hat-Wearing Aristocracy. But when Prince Harry got married to Meghan Markle, their wedding was full of A-list stars and celebrities. Suddenly Prince Charles and Duchess Camilla was rubbing elbows with George Clooney, Serena Williams, and America’s Queen, Oprah. Naturally, it was assumed all those American stars were Meghan’s friends, which had to make you wonder what kind of doors seven seasons on the USA Network could open for a person. As it turns out, maybe some of those huge stars weren’t exactly close friends of the bride after all. Like in the case of George and Amal Clooney, who reportedly told wedding guests they didn’t even know Harry and Meghan.

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The Pictures From Princess Beatrice’s Socially Distanced Wedding Are Here

July 19, 2020 / Posted by:

After realizing that a big ass royal wedding was not possible during THESE TIMES, Princess Beatrice and her property developer fiance, Edoardo Mapelli Mozzi, had themselves a much, much smaller wedding in one of the smaller party rooms at the Pizza Express in Woking. No, but it was a pretty simple affair (for the royals) and now they’ve released pictures of Princess Bea’s socially distanced wedding including the one above of THE QUEEN thinking, “Let’s get this affair on, love, I’ve got work to do!

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Princess Beatrice And Edo Mozzi Finally Pulled The Trigger And Quietly Married

July 17, 2020 / Posted by:

Well, Edoardo Mapeli Mozzi blew his last chance to avoid being related to Prince Andrew and The Original Fergie. According to People, Edo and Princess Beatrice finally just went ahead and did the damn thing. They were married this morning in a private ceremony at The Royal Chapel of All Saints at Royal Lodge, Windsor (AKA her parent’s house). The ceremony was attended by a handful of close friends and family and was conducted “in accordance with all relevant Government Guidelines,” How romantic! It marked the first time THE QUEEN and Prince Philip have left their Quoronaqueentine (™) bubble since going into lockdown with 22 of their most loyal staff, 19 of which are in charge of operating Philip’s puppet-matronics.

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