Category: BREAKING NEWS

Eva Mendes Admits She Shaves Her Face All The Time Because She’s a “Beast”

June 8, 2023 / Posted by:

Earlier this week, Eva Mendes took to Instagram to let everyone in on a surprising beauty secret, which is that she shaves her face every other day! According to her, she’s so hairy that she considers herself a “beast,” which, to be honest, I never thought I’d have the mental image of Eva wearing a 5 o’clock shadow, but here we are, and it’s all thanks to a little sponcon.

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Candace Cameron-Bure Gets Called Out For Lying About Not Eating Fast Food For The Past 20 Years

May 18, 2023 / Posted by:

The ray of sinister sunshine known as Candace Cameron-Bure has provided many eye-rolling moments because she’s basically a demon in kewpie doll form. But now that we know her stance on diversity and inclusion (which is “Hell No”), we can also add “fable teller” to her list of attributes as she loves to tell lies as well. Then again, what would you expect from one of the greatest made-for-cable movie actresses of all time? Because Candy has been acting like she hasn’t eaten fast food for the past two decades, yet behind the scenes, she was exposed as a chicken-chowing charlatan after an old tweet resurfaced of her expressing her love for Chick-Fil-A.

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Prince William Screamed At Prince Harry In Front Of THE QUEEN, And Other “Revelations” From The Final Episodes Of “Harry & Meghan”

December 15, 2022 / Posted by:

Do you feel that? It’s the earth finally settling after it was rocked by all the bombshells (not really) dropped during the final three episodes of Netflix’s Harry & Meghan, which came out today. The first three episodes were covered by Mieka last week, and those episodes were very “when the book report assignment calls for a 1,200-word count, but you’ve only got 400 words in you, so you’ve got to stretch that shit out.” The last three episodes were kind of the same. They cover the royal family drama over Prince Harry and Meghan Markle quitting that bitch, Tyler Perry becoming their Captain Save-A-Ho, and a text from BEYONCE! I know, Harry and Meghan buried the lede. Netflix says that Harry & Meghan is its biggest documentary debut ever, but its debut would’ve been a zillion times bigger if the show was only titled: A Text From Beyonce (featuring Harry and Meghan).

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Ben Affleck Cheated On His True Love, Dunkin, By Grabbing Starbucks While Out With Jennifer Lopez

December 12, 2022 / Posted by:

Ben Affleck has spent the past few years making Dunkin iced coffee approximately 92% of his entire identity. He even went viral last year when he became a semi-relatable meme as he juggled a stack of rain-soaked packages (symbolic of the trials and tribulations of life, obviously) as his beloved Dunkin (which I interpreted as sanity) precariously sat atop them, poised to come crashing down at any second–while he also tried to prevent his pants from falling down (not everything has to be a metaphor; bitch just needs to spring for a belt). But Ben is a changed man now that he married his supposed human love, Jennifer Lopez, this past summer. He frolicked in Paris, is so at ease that he fell asleep while afloat on the Seine, and allowed J.Af to hold him hostage include him in her TikToks. But now, things must’ve gotten super-serious; because while on a recent outing with Jennifer, Ben canoodled with Dunkin’s mortal enemy: Starbucks.

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Drake Gave DJ Khaled Four Luxury Toilets For His Birthday

November 29, 2022 / Posted by:

Now that Drake knows he will never, ever be friends with Taylor Swift or future presidential loser Kanye West he needs to make sure his other friends don’t also join the We Hate Drake fan club. So in an attempt to keep at least one of his high-profile relationships intact, Drake decided it was time to start giving out thoughtful gifts. And he’s starting with one of the loudest human beings on the planet DJ Khaled. This year for his 47th birthday, Drake gifted Khaled and his family FOUR luxurious toilets. And with this gift, Khaled will immediately be changing his catchphrase from “We the best!” to “We the SHIT!”.

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BREAKING: Cole Sprouse Brought His Ass Out Online And Twitter Has Some Thoughts

June 8, 2022 / Posted by:

Most people think of Emo sad boy spokesperson Cole Sprouse as Jughead Jones from the dumpster fire guilty pleasure series Riverdale. However, every time I see him all I can think of is Ross Gellar’s son from Friends after discovering Slipknot. And with his latest post on Instagram, I’m wondering why he hasn’t started an OnlyFans page because apparently, the man has been hiding more cake than a bakery in the back of his pants. Or has he?? Apparently, Cole wanted to have a little fun with filters online and posted a selfie that features a glimpse of his bare behind in a mirror. Of course, he altered the pic to make his butt look bigger than it actually is and now Twitter is tanning his hide in the comments section.

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