Category: BREAKING NEWS

Prince William Screamed At Prince Harry In Front Of THE QUEEN, And Other “Revelations” From The Final Episodes Of “Harry & Meghan”

December 15, 2022 / Posted by:

Do you feel that? It’s the earth finally settling after it was rocked by all the bombshells (not really) dropped during the final three episodes of Netflix’s Harry & Meghan, which came out today. The first three episodes were covered by Mieka last week, and those episodes were very “when the book report assignment calls for a 1,200-word count, but you’ve only got 400 words in you, so you’ve got to stretch that shit out.” The last three episodes were kind of the same. They cover the royal family drama over Prince Harry and Meghan Markle quitting that bitch, Tyler Perry becoming their Captain Save-A-Ho, and a text from BEYONCE! I know, Harry and Meghan buried the lede. Netflix says that Harry & Meghan is its biggest documentary debut ever, but its debut would’ve been a zillion times bigger if the show was only titled: A Text From Beyonce (featuring Harry and Meghan).

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Ben Affleck Cheated On His True Love, Dunkin, By Grabbing Starbucks While Out With Jennifer Lopez

December 12, 2022 / Posted by:

Ben Affleck has spent the past few years making Dunkin iced coffee approximately 92% of his entire identity. He even went viral last year when he became a semi-relatable meme as he juggled a stack of rain-soaked packages (symbolic of the trials and tribulations of life, obviously) as his beloved Dunkin (which I interpreted as sanity) precariously sat atop them, poised to come crashing down at any second–while he also tried to prevent his pants from falling down (not everything has to be a metaphor; bitch just needs to spring for a belt). But Ben is a changed man now that he married his supposed human love, Jennifer Lopez, this past summer. He frolicked in Paris, is so at ease that he fell asleep while afloat on the Seine, and allowed J.Af to hold him hostage include him in her TikToks. But now, things must’ve gotten super-serious; because while on a recent outing with Jennifer, Ben canoodled with Dunkin’s mortal enemy: Starbucks.

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Drake Gave DJ Khaled Four Luxury Toilets For His Birthday

November 29, 2022 / Posted by:

Now that Drake knows he will never, ever be friends with Taylor Swift or future presidential loser Kanye West he needs to make sure his other friends don’t also join the We Hate Drake fan club. So in an attempt to keep at least one of his high-profile relationships intact, Drake decided it was time to start giving out thoughtful gifts. And he’s starting with one of the loudest human beings on the planet DJ Khaled. This year for his 47th birthday, Drake gifted Khaled and his family FOUR luxurious toilets. And with this gift, Khaled will immediately be changing his catchphrase from “We the best!” to “We the SHIT!”.

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BREAKING: Cole Sprouse Brought His Ass Out Online And Twitter Has Some Thoughts

June 8, 2022 / Posted by:

Most people think of Emo sad boy spokesperson Cole Sprouse as Jughead Jones from the dumpster fire guilty pleasure series Riverdale. However, every time I see him all I can think of is Ross Gellar’s son from Friends after discovering Slipknot. And with his latest post on Instagram, I’m wondering why he hasn’t started an OnlyFans page because apparently, the man has been hiding more cake than a bakery in the back of his pants. Or has he?? Apparently, Cole wanted to have a little fun with filters online and posted a selfie that features a glimpse of his bare behind in a mirror. Of course, he altered the pic to make his butt look bigger than it actually is and now Twitter is tanning his hide in the comments section.

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Emma Hernan Of “Selling Sunset” Says That Ben Affleck Slid Into Her Raya DMs Before He Got Back With JLo, And He Responded To That

April 23, 2022 / Posted by:

Even though Ben Affleck is currently intertwined in the greatest love story in the history of greatest love stories with his eternal soulmate and fiancee Jennifer Lopez, we’re still hearing about his past Raya adventures. Because when you’re a part of the couple that redefines the meaning of love with every pap stroll, there’s also a jealous trick trying to take you down. Enter Emma Hernan of Selling Sunset who said on her reality show that B.J. (Before JLo), Ben slid into her DMs on the dating app Raya and tried to get a Dunkin’ date with her. It’s shrug-worthy news that is the opposite of scandalous since Ben was single at the time and he’s admitted to using Raya before. But Ben’s rep decided that this nothing tidbit was big enough to interrupt their weekend for, because they put out a statement, saying that Ben hasn’t been on Raya in years, thankyouverymuch. That made “sources close to Emma” tell TMZ that she’s not lying. Honestly, this is the kind of riveting mystery that will bring Detective La Toya out of retirement!

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BREAKING NEWS: JoJo Siwa Chopped Off Her Signature Ponytail

April 8, 2022 / Posted by:

Ya hear that? It’s the 100,000 hairs on JoJo Siwa’s head breathing a collective sigh of relief, for they are finally free. Free! Their host-mother has chopped off her trademark scalp-scraping, hairline-yanking high pony, and opted for a much shorter do. 18-year-old JoJo debuted her new look on Instagram and captioned her selfie, “HAPPPPPY.” Awww, she’s distancing herself from JoJo Siwa® the Brand and embracing JoJo Siwa the Out and Proud Human!

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