Jeffrey Epstein’s Private Calendar Reveals That Sarah Ferguson Visited Him During His House Arrest In 2010
While the Duke and Duchess of York await the birth of their daughter’s second kid, it’s only fitting that the pedophile ghost of Jeffrey Epstein reemerge to remind the world that the pair used to hang out with someone who really loved kids. According to The Daily Mail, Epstein’s private diary reportedly revealed that the now deceased pedo had Prince Andrew’s ex-wife Sarah Ferguson as a guest at his New York City mansion back in 2010 while he was under house arrest after being released from a 13-month prison sentence for soliciting underage girls for prostitution. Hmm, a little something an interviewer can bring up the next time The Original Fergie is out there hawking another children’s book she “wrote.”
Move over, Adele. Get the hell out of here, Paddington! Finally, a REAL celebrity has been announced for King Charles III’s star-studded coronation party. He’s been a beloved staple of the movie scene for years and is known for doing his own outrageous stunts: Winnie the Pooh! The chubby, honey-fiending bear will be joining the likes of lesser-knowns such as Tom Cruise and Katy Perry, to commemorate Charles becoming the official owner of all the swans in the UK.
Now that King Charles has scrounged up a beautiful roster of reality show judges, like Katy Perry and Lionel Richie, to perform at his coronation after-party concert, it’s being reported that redheaded royal rebel Sarah Ferguson, AKA Original Fergie, has been invited for the concert after being snubbed for the coronation. But she explained why she wasn’t upset over not being invited to King Charles’ senior prom extravaganza.
Earlier this week, Buckingham Palace confirmed that Prince Harry would be attending King Charles’ coronation, but Meghan Markle and kids Prince Archie and Princess Lilibet would not. Mystery solved, case closed, let’s all get back to our boring lives and stop worrying about the coronation guest list. BUT WAIT. The Independent is now reporting that Sarah Ferguson did not get an invite. I repeat, Original Fergie has been snubbed! The Independent calls the exclusion “slightly surprising” because everybody knows it’s proper etiquette to invite your disgraced pervert brother’s shady ex-wife to your late-in-life crowning.
Since he’s absolutely done nothing wrong, I can understand why Prince Andrew, one of THE QUEEN’s only sons, is reportedly “in despair” that his rather homely older brother, King Charles III was the sole benefactor of their late mother THE QUEEN’s nearly $800M tax-free estate. Having myself been an only child, I can only imagine the humiliation and sadness he must feel. At least I got a 1999 Nissan Sentra when my mom kicked the bucket, but according to The Independent, Andrew has been left not only penniless but might be left with only his deceased father Prince Phillip’s Land Rover to drive. Which is indubitably haunted!
The decidedly unhip British Invasion 2.0 continues apace with The Sun reporting that since she and her free-loading, no-rent paying roommate/ex-husband Prince Andrew got booted out of their Royal Lodge by his brother King Charles III, Sarah Ferguson aka Original Fergie, has been nosing around on this side of the pond, and has already “struck up a close friendship with” a “mysterious Texan billionaire” while “networking in the US.” And Fergie’s next conquest might take place at this Sunday’s Oscars ceremony. The Sun reports that Fergie may even take the stage to hand out an award based on her “very close” friendship with the Presley family, recently-deceased Lisa Marie Presley in particular. My, my, my; m’lady sure does get around!