Category: George Clooney

George Clooney Warned Ben Affleck Against Playing Batman

May 14, 2019 / Posted by:

There have been many famous Batmen over the years. Some more famous than others and some considered better for the job than others. Of course there are contemporaries, like Christian Bale and Ben Affleck, but there were also OG Batmen like Lewis Wilson and Adam West. In the 90s, a rising George Clooney played Batman in Batman & Robin during a high-point in his career and it led to him becoming known as the worst one ever. That is, until Ben Affleck took the heat off of him as he became loathed for his role in the most recent Justice League and Batman V. Superman movies. But the ultimate gag is: George told Ben not to do it. Should have listened, but I mean–a paycheck is a paycheck.

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George Clooney Is Supporting LGBTQ Rights By Boycotting The Beverly Hills Hotel

March 31, 2019 / Posted by:

Because I’m a yokel from the suburbs of Boston, I was dead chuffed when I was drinking at The Beverly Hills Hotel one afternoon and Courteney Cox, Rachel Zoe, and that guy from Fear The Walking Dead were all wandering around. Monica Geller-Bing read a bar appetizer menu two stools over from me! As pathetic as that sounds, now I wish I hadn’t. Because the Sultan of Brunei owns the hotel, Brunei has recently ok’d punishing homosexual behavior by stoning the “guilty” to death, and George Clooney is now leading a boycott against all of the luxury hotels owned by the Sultan. George Clooney is totally running for president one day and “leading a boycott against a gay-hating Sultan” is a great thing to have on your resume when you want to be the future bleeding heart liberal POTUS. Well, that and “Nespresso machines for all!!!

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George Clooney Thinks The Media Is Vilifying Duchess Meghan And It’s Becoming A Princess Diana Situation 

February 12, 2019 / Posted by:

In case you didn’t know from George and Amal Clooney cheesing it up at the royal wedding and his Kentucky cousin saying that he’d be a perfect godfather to the royal ginger American baby, the Clooneys are friends with the Duke and Duchess of Suckit. So while promoting his new Hulu series Catch-22 at the Winter TCA, Australian magazine WHO asked him if he’s going to be the godfather to Prince Hot Ginge and Duchess Meghan’s baby. George let out a, “No!“, before laughing and then crying while thinking about how if he was that baby’s godfather, he could somehow convince PHG and Meghan to name the kid Duke or Duchess Casamigos. George then got serious and called for the media to stop relentlessly dragging Duchess Meghan.

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The Future Baby Of Sussex’s Godparents Might Possibly Be The Clooneys

November 29, 2018 / Posted by:

Duchess Meghan and Prince Harry are expected a baby in the new year, a ROYAL baby with a fancy Royal title if it’s a boy (if it’s a girl, well…tough scones, kid). The new royal baby gets their own fancy backyard, one they won’t have to share with their cousins. According to The Daily Mail, the baby might also have a very fancy set of famous godparents.

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George Clooney Is Forced To Auction Off His Motorcycle By His Hysterical Wife

November 6, 2018 / Posted by:

If you play your cards right, and are very wealthy, you could be the proud owner of George Clooney’s mid-life crisis Harley Davidson. Clooney’s practically new 2017 hog is one of the items listed in a celebrity auction that, if you believe the listing, Amal Clooney is making him participate in because he’s banned from riding motorcycles after his July scooter accident. And thank God for her. Grown men can never, ever make a sensible decision all by themselves you see, they need to be nagged!

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