Category: Naomie Harris
Naomie Harris Says A “Huge, Huge Star” Once Sexually Assaulted Her During An Audition
I have been to exactly one audition in my lifetime, and here’s what I remember: the room smelled like wet plaster and there was a bowl of Skittles on the casting director’s table that I was explicitly told not to touch. So basically, it was bad. But on a sliding scale of audition awfulness, that’s nothing. Many #MeToo stories have illuminated how quickly an audition can turn into a literal nightmare if you just so happen to be in a room where boundaries and consent are disregarded and no one says anything. Naomie Harris once again shared her own awful experience during an audition, which also served as a bit of a blind item. According to Naomie, she once found herself in an audition opposite of an extremely famous actor, and the extremely famous actor allegedly acted extremely gross. Making it even worse was the fact that, as Naomie illustrated, no one else in the room did anything about it.
The Royals Attended The London Premiere of James Bond In “No Time To Die”
You know the British Royal Family is pressed for some good PR because they have risked the very fabric of the monarchy by sending 4 of their highest ranking members to a movie premiere. And the movie is fucking cursed! I guess they’re running low on Egyptian antiquities to pilfer and instead decided to tempt the gods by sending Princes Charles and William, and Duchesses Camilla and Kate to go rub elbows with the Hollywood hoi polloi at the London premiere of No Time To Die, the James Bond movie that was supposed to have come out in 2019 and make Ana de Armas a star. And here we are, 2 years and 200 pap strolls later, and neither of those things has happened!
Open Post: Hosted By The Trailer For “Venom: Let There Be Carnage”
Really what I’ve wanted to do since the first Venom movie came out in 2018 was go into a cryogenic sleep until today, the day the first trailer for Venom 2 came out. Sadly that proved impossible. And as a result, look at all the shit I had to sit through waiting for Tom Hardy’s fine ass to star in a movie where he’s not weighed down with 200 pounds of prosthetics or Leonardo Di Caprio. But my day of sexual reawakening has finally come!
Naomie Harris Says That A “Huge Star” Sexually Assaulted Her During An Audition
In an interview with The Guardian (via Page Six), James Bond’s current Miss Moneypenny, Oscar-nominated Naomie Harris, says that she was once sexually assaulted by an A-list actor during an audition. She also says that the director of said film didn’t do shit beyond probably yelling “cut” and then asking Naomie if she could act like she’s a little more into it.
Rami Malek Is A Fan Of The Cast Reveal For “Bond 25”
Rami Malek already proved he can tackle the role of an unsettling super villain when he did that “I’m a Fan” spot for Mandarin Oriental. Now it’s been confirmed that Rami might just be an unsettling super villain, for real. The full cast for the upcoming Bond 25, which is directed by super snack Cary Fukunaga, and produced by superfood Barbara Broccoli, was revealed today in a special live event. Rami wasn’t able to make the trip to Jamaica where the event took place and was filmed from the house where Ian Fleming wrote all the Bond books. But he did send in sinister video message that might have been done in character as his as-of-yet unnamed Bond foiling baddie.
Dakota Johnson Went For The “Amish Bride On Her Wedding Night” Look
During last night’s Oscars, Dakota Johnson presented with her Fifty Shades Duller co-star Jamie Dornan, and they did a hilarious bit where they pretended to have chemistry with each other. Clearly Dakota was afraid all the crotch-searing sexuality between her and Jamie would be too much for the audience to handle, and she dressed accordingly. And by accordingly, I mean she counter-balanced it by dressing in an unsexy satin nightgown situation that was made by Gucci.