Category: Cary Joji Fukunaga
Rolling Stone Claims Director Cary Fukunaga Abuses His Power On Film Sets To Creep On Younger Actresses
Well, whatever moisture-triggering goodwill Cary Fukunaga’s presence was able to achieve back in the day has quickly evolved into a whole lot of allegations that could quickly send any horny feelings packing fast. Rolling Stone published an exposé that paints a picture of what Cary is like as a director. And let’s just say, there are no glowing reviews coming from some of the younger women that have been present on a Cary Fukunaga set. Rolling Stone came through with almost a dozen sources claiming that Cary is allegedly no stranger to pulling some directorial power imbalance grossness with cast and crew members.
The Royals Attended The London Premiere of James Bond In “No Time To Die”
You know the British Royal Family is pressed for some good PR because they have risked the very fabric of the monarchy by sending 4 of their highest ranking members to a movie premiere. And the movie is fucking cursed! I guess they’re running low on Egyptian antiquities to pilfer and instead decided to tempt the gods by sending Princes Charles and William, and Duchesses Camilla and Kate to go rub elbows with the Hollywood hoi polloi at the London premiere of No Time To Die, the James Bond movie that was supposed to have come out in 2019 and make Ana de Armas a star. And here we are, 2 years and 200 pap strolls later, and neither of those things has happened!
Rami Malek Is A Fan Of The Cast Reveal For “Bond 25”
Rami Malek already proved he can tackle the role of an unsettling super villain when he did that “I’m a Fan” spot for Mandarin Oriental. Now it’s been confirmed that Rami might just be an unsettling super villain, for real. The full cast for the upcoming Bond 25, which is directed by super snack Cary Fukunaga, and produced by superfood Barbara Broccoli, was revealed today in a special live event. Rami wasn’t able to make the trip to Jamaica where the event took place and was filmed from the house where Ian Fleming wrote all the Bond books. But he did send in sinister video message that might have been done in character as his as-of-yet unnamed Bond foiling baddie.
“True Detective” Director Cary Joji Fukunaga Has Moistened The Internet
The recipient of the “Breakout Sexy Piece Of This Year’s Emmy Awards Award” is voted for by the Internet and this year it goes to the guy who helmed all of HBO’s occult-y cop show True Detective. His name is Cary Joji Fukunaga and he also won a Best Director Emmy last night! Congrats, Cary. You and your French braid had Twitter fanning its collective nethers all of last night. See, it’s ok to objectify a bitch as long as his ass isn’t spinning around on a platform and dating werewolves for publicity.