Category: Duchess Camilla

Open Post: Hosted By Duchess Meghan’s Nurse Hat

March 11, 2019 / Posted by:

That Duchess Meghan just can’t help herself. She always has to take the opportunity to shove the fact that she’s doing Prince Hot Ginge full-time into the jealous, unlucky, stupid faces of us PHG-heads. Did she really have to use Commonwealth Day to show us the hat she wears while “playing nurse” with PHG in their bedroom. How cold!

Today is Commonwealth Day, and you might be thinking that’s the day when royals flaunt their wealth in front of the commoners, and you’d be right. But that’s every day. Commonwealth Day is a holiday to celebrate all the traitors to THE QUEEN (aka the former territories of the British Empire). Commonwealth Day services at Westminster Abbey in London today brought out Meghan, PHG, THE QUEEN, and a bunch of other royals nobody really cares about.

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Duchess Camilla Got Princess Diana’s Sloppy Seconds (Again)

March 6, 2019 / Posted by:

Poor Princess Diana can’t even rest for eternity without Duchess Camilla trying to paw one of her pieces. Camilla stepped out for a celebration of Prince Charles being the Prince of Wales for 50 years, but hawk-eyed royal watchers were mainly focused on one of Camilla’s baubles because it looked familiar. The diamond and emerald pendant may be 150 years old and have belonged to Princess Alexandra, but it was passed down to the Queen Mother who, in the 1980s, gave it to Diana…who wore it out to a royal visit to Austria. Dammit, Camilla. Couldn’t you have just scooped something up at Kay Jewelers?? There is ZERO chance anyone would have seen Diana wear something from there!

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The Royals Released A Family Photo For Prince Charles’ Birthday – And Didn’t Include THE QUEEN!

November 14, 2018 / Posted by:

In what I imagine is either a quest to get picked as the go-to stock picture for frames at the local Hallmark shop or another way to show they’re #justlikeus, Prince Charles& Co. released two family photos to coincide with his 70thbirthday today. Apparently, THE QUEEN did not get the invitation to the party!

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Duchess Camilla Won’t Be At Princess Eugenie’s Wedding

October 9, 2018 / Posted by:

The Royal Family is just like us! Well, one is anyway. Some of us (cough) are so obsessed with the royals that we’ll still be getting up early on Friday to tune into a non-BBC channel for the T.J. Maxx Royal Wedding, er, the nuptials of Princess Eugenie and her cousin (distant cousin…but still) Jack Brooksbank. Duchess Camilla will be doing the same thing since her ass isn’t even going to the wedding! While I was hoping it was because she was petty and had the BBC’s rules of “Prince Charles offspring only” for worthy royal weddings, but I guess she has a busy day of shaking hands ahead of her.

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A Book Claims Duchess Camilla Tried To Break Up Prince William And Duchess Kate

September 11, 2018 / Posted by:

I’m a big fan of The Crown, and so I can’t wait for season three to find out what The Queen really thought of 1970s Duchess Camilla when she saw her with Prince Charles. But until I get that, I can hold myself over with this. It’s a generation younger, but there’s just as many snooty feelings involved.

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Kensington Palace Has Released The Official Portraits From Prince Louis’ Christening

July 16, 2018 / Posted by:

When fifth-in-line to the crown Prince Louis arrived to St. James’s Palace for his Christening last week, his grand entrance wasn’t so grand. I was expecting some razzle-dazzle, like a Kensington Palace-branded t-shirt gun fired by Unky Harry. But all we got was Duchess Kate carrying a bundle of curtains with a sleeping Prince Louis inside, then later, a partially-awake Prince Louis. Obviously Prince Louis was saving the charm for the official portraits released after the show.

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