Category: Woody Harrelson

Matthew McConaughey Thinks He And Woody Harrelson Might Be Biological Brothers

April 13, 2023 / Posted by:

Over the past few years, Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson have been morphing into each other, and I’m not sure where it started. But according to Matthew, there may be a reason for that after revealing his mother knew Woody’s father at one time. And I don’t mean “knew‘ like they used to catch the same bus to work. I mean “knew” KNEW each other.

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Woody Harrelson Punched A Guy In The Face Because He Wouldn’t Stop Taking Pictures Of Him And His Daughter

October 8, 2021 / Posted by:

I know there’s such thing as the “Mama Bear,” which is generally believed to be a woman with children who turns aggressively ursine when their children are threatened. For some reason the term “Papa Bear” has always felt less ragey – it really gives off more of a chill, helpful, possibly herbally-relaxed dad vibe. Which is actually the perfect way to describe Woody Harrelson’s energy, usually. Except on Wednesday night, Woody went into Mama Bear mode at a rooftop bar in Washington, D.C., after a drunk bar patron refused to stop taking pictures of him and his daughter.

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Open Post: Hosted By The Trailer For “Venom: Let There Be Carnage”

August 2, 2021 / Posted by:

Really what I’ve wanted to do since the first Venom movie came out in 2018 was go into a cryogenic sleep until today, the day the first trailer for Venom 2 came out. Sadly that proved impossible. And as a result, look at all the shit I had to sit through waiting for Tom Hardy’s fine ass to star in a movie where he’s not weighed down with 200 pounds of prosthetics or Leonardo Di Caprio. But my day of sexual reawakening has finally come!

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Open Post: Hosted By Woody Harrelson Helping A Stranger Move

May 4, 2021 / Posted by:

This past weekend civilians Alex Janin and Grant Jefferson were moving out of their walk-up New York City apartment when famous person Woody Harrelson came out of nowhere and offered to help them. What the…? I moved three months ago and I couldn’t even manipulate my own brothers into helping! “We can’t, Emily, it’s a pandemic!” MY ASS.

Anyway, Alex explains that she was moving her bike into the U-Haul moving truck when Woody came out of a nearby store and asked where the closest Citi Bike station was. They talked for a bit, and he eventually insisted on helping the couple move. Grant told the Huffington Post, “I was just thinking to myself, ‘Only in New York!”, but let’s be real, this would have been possible in any city where Woody got high.

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Viola Davis, Tiffany Haddish, And Andre Braugher Join The Cast Of The Live “Good Times” Event

December 13, 2019 / Posted by:

They really could just do the theme songs as far as I’m concerned, but ABC is going all out again for Live In Front Of A Studio Audience which will air next Wednesday. Last year, LIFOASA presented All In The Family and The Jeffersons. This year, according to Deadline, AITF is coming back, but they’ve replaced The Jeffersons with Why Ain’t Florida Evans Thicc? I mean, Good Times featuring Viola Davis as Florida Evans and Andre Braugher as the doomed James Evans.

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Woody Harrelson Lived His Best Life At Wimbledon

July 15, 2019 / Posted by:

The men’s final at Wimbledon provided us with high and lows, heartbreak and perseverance and they all mostly centered around Woody Harrelson’s reactions and the drama around him getting another drink. WHICH HE DID…but then had to drink in the hallway….before his triumph return to his seat. It had it all. Woody Harrelson reminded everyone the importance of having Woody Harrelson at any and all events. Even the announcers were counting how many drinks Woody had and while cutting to him for a reaction. Truly a great moment for the sport of tennis!

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