Things are a huge mess on the set of Bond 25, what with the explosions, toilet cams, and multiple walk outs. The Sun says that Prince Charles was recently offered a cameo role in the latest Bond film. And you might think that Prince Charles would decline their generous offer, explaining thanks but no thanks – he’s got enough public relations messes to deal with at his job already. But The Sun says Prince Charles is considering it.
Things have been messy on the new James Bond movie Bond 25. It lost its director, Daniel Craig messed up his ankle during filming, a crew member got hurt during an explosion gone wrong, and shit really hit the fan toilet camera when a camera was found in a toilet in the women’s restroom at the studio where they film. But finally, some good news has come out of that disaster. No, Idris Elba doesn’t take over as Bond about 5 minutes, and plays a Bond who is allergic to wearing clothes. Instead, British actress Lashana Lynch takes over as 007.
Grace Jones Quit “Bond 25” Within First Few Minutes Of Work Because She Didn’t Have A Big Enough Role
Grace Jones played May Day in A View To A Kill and so people in production were super ex$ited to have her back for a Bond movie because of all the no$talgia. Well unfortunately you’ll just have to watch one of those HD re-releases of A View To A Kill if you wanna see Grace in a James Bond movie, because she is not coming back after all. At least it seems that way since it’s being reported that she literally walked off set just a few moments after getting there, because she thought her role was too small. Have you seen a James Bond movie? The women just get drowned in oil, painted gold, shot in the head while tied up, or stabbed in the chest by Halle Berry.
You know how in theater folklore when everyone in a play loses their shit if you say “Macbeth” out loud, because it supposedly causes bad luck demons to ruin the play? Someone must have triggered the James Bond equivalent of the “Macbeth” curse (maybe someone said “Pussy Galore?”) because that set is cursed! The set is now a LITERAL shit show seeing as they reportedly arrested a guy for planting a toilet camera in the women’s loo on the set.
Whoever’s in charge of updating the “accident free for ___ days” sign in the break room at the Bond 25 studio has been getting a workout. They can go ahead and erase that 17 and set it back to zero. Last month Bond de jour Daniel Craig injured his ankle on set in Jamaica, requiring minor surgery and a 2-week production stoppage. Now, according to The Sun, an onset “controlled” explosion at Pinewood Studios caused some major damage and injured a crew member. Thankfully their injuries were only minor, but there are now major whispers that the production is cursed. Could it be that Freddie Mercury isn’t done vexing Rami Malek just yet, and followed him to his new place of business?
Daniel Craig is expected to hang up his crusty blue Speedo as Bond after filming the next movie. So MGM is on the lookout for a new Bond. For years, there’s been talk that producers will dip Bond into a vat of fresh deliciousness until he comes out resembling Idris Elba. However, Idris is still in no mood for international espionage while saving bony damsel types from villains with unfortunate names like Gold N. Showers. No no, he wants to do other projects but may slide the vacancy spot over to his role model Donald Glover.