Category: Jeffrey Wright
The Trailer For “The Batman” Is Here And No, I Can’t See Shit
The next time you go to the eye doctor, you’ll probably find that they’ve thrown away the eye chart and will instead play the newest trailer for The Batman for you. If you can clearly spot five things in the trailer, you’ve got 20/20 vision, bitch! Yesterday, many people squinted at their screens like a memaw trying to look at the menu in a dark restaurant before fumbling with her iPhone while trying to find the flashlight button. And that could mean only one thing: the main trailer for the *~dark~* and *~edgy ~* The Batman is out.
The Royals Attended The London Premiere of James Bond In “No Time To Die”
You know the British Royal Family is pressed for some good PR because they have risked the very fabric of the monarchy by sending 4 of their highest ranking members to a movie premiere. And the movie is fucking cursed! I guess they’re running low on Egyptian antiquities to pilfer and instead decided to tempt the gods by sending Princes Charles and William, and Duchesses Camilla and Kate to go rub elbows with the Hollywood hoi polloi at the London premiere of No Time To Die, the James Bond movie that was supposed to have come out in 2019 and make Ana de Armas a star. And here we are, 2 years and 200 pap strolls later, and neither of those things has happened!
Jonah Hill And Jeffrey Wright Might Be Joining Robert Pattinson’s “Batman” Movie
We’re slowly finding out more about Robert Pattinson’s Batman movie, a project that sounds like a multi-episode second-season arc of an Entourage reboot, but is very, very real. The remaining Twihards out there are still going to have to wait to see if Kristen Stewart shows up as Bruce Wayne’s unimpressed friend who rolls her eyes and jokes that his secret underground batcave is “so basic.” But thanks to Deadline, we know who is rumored to appear in The Batman as the main villain and Commissioner Gordon.
Rami Malek Is A Fan Of The Cast Reveal For “Bond 25”
Rami Malek already proved he can tackle the role of an unsettling super villain when he did that “I’m a Fan” spot for Mandarin Oriental. Now it’s been confirmed that Rami might just be an unsettling super villain, for real. The full cast for the upcoming Bond 25, which is directed by super snack Cary Fukunaga, and produced by superfood Barbara Broccoli, was revealed today in a special live event. Rami wasn’t able to make the trip to Jamaica where the event took place and was filmed from the house where Ian Fleming wrote all the Bond books. But he did send in sinister video message that might have been done in character as his as-of-yet unnamed Bond foiling baddie.