Category: Lashana Lynch
The Royals Attended The London Premiere of James Bond In “No Time To Die”
You know the British Royal Family is pressed for some good PR because they have risked the very fabric of the monarchy by sending 4 of their highest ranking members to a movie premiere. And the movie is fucking cursed! I guess they’re running low on Egyptian antiquities to pilfer and instead decided to tempt the gods by sending Princes Charles and William, and Duchesses Camilla and Kate to go rub elbows with the Hollywood hoi polloi at the London premiere of No Time To Die, the James Bond movie that was supposed to have come out in 2019 and make Ana de Armas a star. And here we are, 2 years and 200 pap strolls later, and neither of those things has happened!
Here’s The “No Time To Die” Trailer Featuring Lashana Lynch As A 00 Agent
Trailerpalooza this week, huh? The people over at MGM must have known Black Widow was coming with her trailer and wanted to show Marvel that they ain’t the only ones with diversity up in the house. You have an Asian-Transgender-Tree Russian spy, Marvel? Well, MGM will give you Lashana Lynch as a 00 agent. But the trailer doesn’t totally confirm the rumor that Lashana Lynch will make heads pop off by taking over as 007.
Lashana Lynch Is The Very First Black Woman To Take Over As 007
Things have been messy on the new James Bond movie Bond 25. It lost its director, Daniel Craig messed up his ankle during filming, a crew member got hurt during an explosion gone wrong, and shit really hit the fan toilet camera when a camera was found in a toilet in the women’s restroom at the studio where they film. But finally, some good news has come out of that disaster. No, Idris Elba doesn’t take over as Bond about 5 minutes, and plays a Bond who is allergic to wearing clothes. Instead, British actress Lashana Lynch takes over as 007.