Category: Mary J. Blige
There Will Be No Hateration Or Holleration In This Dancerie On Mary J. Blige’s Watch!
This is non-news as it is and since it’s from The Sun, it’s probably fake, but I don’t care. With all the awful news going around, we all need this beautiful tale about Mary J. Blige stopping a tussle between a drunken Kate Moss and some other mess at Cannes. Just let me believe that Mary J. Blige is an anti-drunken fight warrior.
The Other Woman In Mary J. Blige’s Divorce Drama Might Be Her Protégé
If this isn’t turning out to be the makings of No More Drama, Part II: So Much Drama…. Mary J. Blige is going through some divorce crappiness with her estranged husband and former manager Kendu Isaacs. Over the weekend, we learned that Kendu allegedly spent $420,000 on his side piece. Kendu claimed it was “travel expenses.” It sounds like he would have had better luck trying to pass it off as “business expenses,” because Page Six claims the woman on the receiving end of all that cash was on Mary’s payroll.
Mary J. Blige Claims Her Ex Spent $420K On His Mistress
I type the term “mistress” and not “sidepiece,” because Dlisted is about class and dignity. What many of you might not know is that Michael K requires us all to wear Alexis Carrington knock-off outfits when we blog here. True story.
You know in Mary J. Blige’s video for “Family Affair” when she’s nonchalantly throwing lobster claws at the camera in that danceree? And you thought “wow, Mary J. Blige is being wasteful just flinging that expensive and delicious lobster all over the place,” right? Well, it turns out that the real wasteful one in Mary’s life was her ex-husband, Kendu Issacs.
Mary J. Blige’s Divorce Is Pretty Messy
2016 will forever be referred to as “FUCK 2016,” because we lost many of our most beloved celebrities, as well as ushered in the current era of America being run into the ground by a tangerine colored orangutan with zero impulse control. However, another casualty of 2016 was the demise of Mary J. Blige’s thirteen year marriage to her now former manager, Kendu Isaacs.
Thankfully A Bit More Effort Was Put Into The Fashions After The Oscars
We all know that when it comes to dressing for the Oscars, everyone takes it very seriously. They put on a tux or fancy gown that definitely didn’t come with a check attached to the garment bag. Most of the time the result is a one-way ticket to Zzzzzz town (see: a good 75% of the looks from last night). But then everyone gets to let loose at Vanity Fair’s annual Oscar afterparty and put on what they really want to wear (see: The Gold Standard). Like many people at the Vanity Fair party, Diane Kruger wasn’t at the Oscars and she showed up wearing that.
Mary J. Blige’s Marriage To Her Manager Is Over
Apparently Mary J. Blige’s “family affair” no longer includes her husband of 12 years. Oh, that was lame, even for me. According to TMZ, Mary has filed for divorce from her husband and manager, Kendu Isaacs. TMZ says that in the papers, Mary cites “irreconcilable differences” as the reason for why she doesn’t want to be married to Kendu anymore and lists the separation date as “to be determined.”
Mary has also requested that Kendu be blocked from asking for spousal support. TMZ isn’t sure if there’s a prenup or not, which means there’s a chance this might get messy. I hope not, though. When Mary said “no more drama in my life“, I really wanted to believe it. But knowing Mary and Kendu’s history, I’m starting to think I might have to let go of that dream. Mary and Kendu got married in December 2003 when he was still just her record producer. A short while later, Kendu became Mary J’s manager, which is always a super smart move. Eventually people started whispering that shit between Mary and Kendu was no bueno. In 2009, Mary reportedly slapped Kendu at a CD release party after she caught him looking at a cocktail waitress (her rep later denied it). A couple of years ago, Mary went on The Wendy Williams Show to quiet the rumors that her marriage was done.
Mary has said in the past that she and Kendu have a strict “no opposite-sex friends” policy in their marriage. So of course their marriage bit the dust! If Mary and Kendu get so horny for the opposite sex that they can’t even go out for something innocent like coffee with a person without the chance that they’ll do their friend on the sink in the Starbucks bathroom, then yeah, maybe marriage isn’t the right choice for them.
Pic: Wenn.com