Aside from the recent New Yorker Magazine piece on nepo babies, the only people really mentioning nepo babies are the cranky nepo babies themselves. Lily Allen was the latest to SPEAK OUT about the nepo baby struggle after Gwyneth Paltrow led the charge. But if you still weren’t convinced that nepo babies are the ones actually living the hard-knock life, Kate Moss’ model half-sister Lottie Moss stepped up to remind everyone that if you aren’t rich and famous, you should’ve worked harder-because life isn’t fair.
Johnny Depp’s libel suit against The Sun is still being heard in a courtroom in London, and there was also talk that Johnny’s exes Vanessa Paradis and Winona Ryder might testify on his behalf, to say that he’s a good guy and bla bla bla. Other exes have said he’s not a violent shitbag. Penelope Cruz, who didn’t date Johnny but has worked with him a few times, submitted a declaration in which she vouched for his character. Well, his ex-wife Amber Heard’s recent testimony brought forth an implication that the woman from Johnny’s past that you want to speak to is Kate Moss because according to Amber, Johnny got violent with her when they were together.
Prince Hot Ginge and Duchess Meghan’s all-star royal wedding spectacular may have been stuffed full of more celebrities than the damn Met Gala, and brought out the likes of The Mighty O and Tom Hardy, who became all of us by falling asleep with his eyes open. But Princess Eugenie had Naomi Campbell on her wedding guest list today. The St. George’s Chapel at Windsor Castle was probably filled with the clickity clack sounds of Prince Hot Ginge and Duchess Meghan furiously pounding away at their iPhones while rage-texting their wedding guest booker for not getting them THEE Naomi Campbell.
This is non-news as it is and since it’s from The Sun, it’s probably fake, but I don’t care. With all the awful news going around, we all need this beautiful tale about Mary J. Blige stopping a tussle between a drunken Kate Moss and some other mess at Cannes. Just let me believe that Mary J. Blige is an anti-drunken fight warrior.
Lately, Jared Leto has been looking like the pure definition of a fashion victim, and at The Fashion Awards 2016 in London last night, he turned it all the way up. If Jared and his stylist were going for “Willy Wonka after getting a bootleg Beatles haircut and dye job and moving to The Valley to become a sleazy porn producer,” they nailed it hard. That Gucci’d out ensemble just screams, “I’m going to make you a STAH, baby, now let’s go back to my place to sign the contracts….” Trick looks like the orgy baby that every character in Boogie Nights made together.
Well, I guess if you’re going to look like Liberace as seen through the eyes of Terry Richardson, a fashion awards show is the place to do it. And Jared Leto, who is becoming a Fighting The Hot Grand Champion, must’ve gotten sick of hos throwing their coochies and assholes at him all the time, so he turned himself into a walking boner killer by getting a janky bowl cut that looks like it was done with safety scissors. That’ll do it!
Here’s a million more pictures from The Fashion Awards. Come for David Gandy (“You can say that again.” – your genitals) and stay for Donatella Versace serving up Solid Gold Muppet sexiness.
Case in point, former Hot Slut of the Day AND Month and fabulous icon for dogs everywhere GARY FISHER! You know a movie premiere is major event when A-list celebrity dogs are invited. I bet Amanda Seyfried’s famous pooch Finn called up his agent immediately after he saw this picture and barked them out for not scoring him an invite. Gary came with his human, Carrie Fisher, and her daughter, Billie Lourd. Billie has the right idea. Rather than attempt – and inevitably fail – at trying to yank some attention away from Gary, just accept it and guide everyone’s eyes to the true star of the family.
There was also some fabulous non-dogs at the premiere for the Absolutely Fabulous movie too. The premiere was held earlier today in London, of course. And if there’s anything I know about British people, they are really good at bringing ten tons of tacky glamour to an event. Let’s take a look at some of the best, shall we?