Category: Lily Collins

Lily Collins Thinks Her “Emily In Paris” Character Is 22 Years Old And The Internet Laughed

October 16, 2020 / Posted by:

Emily in Paris. Have you watched this foolishness? I have, thanks to a mix of peer pressure, pandemic desperation, and marijuana. A hate-watch for sure, and pretty damn implausible. Despite speaking zero French, Emily, played by Lily Collins, gets a big-time marketing job in Paris and becomes a social media influencer overnight thanks to some basic selfies and hashtags (#mindthemerde, #EverythingsComingUpRoses, #roomwithaview). More fiction: Emily has long-distance Facetime sex with the blankets covering her tits, every one of her hare-brained career schemes actually works out, and girl wears a beret in Paris without anyone putting a cigarette out in her eye. But wait, there’s more! Dans un récent interview with British Vogue, Lily was asked how old she thought Emily was. The 31-year-old actress’ response? 22. Twenty-motherfuckin-two. If you’ve watched the show, join me in this “HA!”

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Lily Collins Says That The Ghosts Of Ted Bundy’s Victims Visited Her Before Filming

May 4, 2019 / Posted by:

In an interview with The Guardian to push Netflix’s Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile, where Lily Collins plays the girlfriend to Zac Efron’s Ted Bundy, she claims that the ghosts of Ted Bundy’s victims visited her before filming started. At Christmastime, no less! That would have made for a much more somber A Christmas Carol if Dickens had taken that route.

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Open Post: Hosted By Emily RideAJetSki’s Under-Titty Window 

May 19, 2017 / Posted by:

The brown-haired, dead-eyed wooden model named Bella Hadid is currently at Cannes. And the other brown-haired, dead-eyed wooden model named Emily RideAJetski is also at Cannes, and at yesterday’s premier of Nelyubov, she dropped massive amounts of black lace under-titty classiness on the red carpet. That’s a whole lot of look, but it’s Cannes! If you’re not delivering a whole lot of look, take your ass to the People’s Choice Awards. Although, since Emily is permanently suffering from a severe case of dehydration, she’d wear this to the People’s Choice Awards too.

It looks like some of the worst trends simultaneously caca’d all over Emily. Underboob? Check! Chichis window? Check! Nude illusion? Check!

On I Love Lucy, Lucy would sometimes wear this glamorous sheer housecoat thing over cigarette pants and it was a perfect vision of elegance, and Emily RideAJetSki’s look is like the NastyDress.com version of that. This is something Sophia Loren would’ve worn back in the day if she was tacky, on a budget and suffered from narcolepsy so she needed a fluffy duvet handy for quick naps.

And just when you thought that Emily RideAJetSki reached the pinnacle of elegance with this look, she faced the front and showed off a crotch seam that looks like a never-ending sparkly landing strip (see: first picture in the gallery and prepare to be hit by the classiness of it all).

Here’s more from the Nelyubov premiere and I also threw in pictures from today’s Okja premiere because I just couldn’t ignore Tilda Swinton looking like a glorious albino alien mother of the bride.

Pics: Backgrid, Wenn.com

Madonna Never Really Disappoints At The Met Gala

May 2, 2017 / Posted by:

As if Madonna needed to physically show us how thirsty she is. We know, girl!

Every year, Madonna descends upon the Met Gala with more excitement than a clown who just snorted a line of crushed espresso beans. Last night was no different. Madonna showed up in Duck Dy-Nasty camo couture, swigging something from a canteen. Who cares what the theme was; Madonna wanted to do drunk Bass Pro Shops beauty pageant queen, and so that’s what Madonna is gonna do.

Of course, Madonna did disappoint a teeny tiny bit. I’m of course talking about the fact that her ass – arguably the Met Gala’s most frequent guest – was nowhere to be seen last night. Given the theme of her ensemble, she could have taken it further by letting her ass cheeks flop around behind her like two plucked mallards. Madonna’s look was done by Jeremy Scott for Moschino, so I blame him for that.

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Lily Collins Wrote An Open Letter To Phil Collins Forgiving Him For Not Being Around Much

March 9, 2017 / Posted by:

27-year-old Lily Collins recently wrote a book of personal essays called Unfiltered: No Shame, No Regrets, Just Me. I don’t know if there’s an essay in that book about her relationship with her most important and supportive lifelong companions (aka her eyebrows). But there is an essay in there about her relationship with her dad, Phil Collins. As it turns out, Philly wasn’t exactly going to daddy-daughter dances with Lily and letting her clip bows into whatever hair she could find on his head.

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Emma Stone Really Didn’t Want To Talk About Her Dress Last Night

January 9, 2017 / Posted by:

Emma Stone really didn’t have much to say about that junior prom princess dress when she reached Ryan Seacrest on the red carpet of the Golden Globes last night. The face she’s making in that picture above kind of says all that needs to be said, really. It’s very “Please direct all Worst Dressed lists to my stylist.”

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