Since Alex Trebek passed away in November, Ken Jennings has been squatting at the Jeopardy podium as one of the many temporary guest hosts. Well, I guess Bean Dad finally called him home, because Kenny’s guest-hosting gig ended on Friday. Last night, Jeopardy fans were greeted by a new face: Mike Richards. Who? Well, 45-year-old Mike is actually the executive producer of Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune. He has some on-camera experience too, as the host of the 2012 revival of The Pyramid, and, wait for it… the second host of The WB’s early-aughts
reality show gripping documentary series Beauty and the Geek! Mike also happens to be a classically handsome man, and Jeopardy fans immediately took notice.
Emily in Paris. Have you watched this foolishness? I have, thanks to a mix of peer pressure, pandemic desperation, and marijuana. A hate-watch for sure, and pretty damn implausible. Despite speaking zero French, Emily, played by Lily Collins, gets a big-time marketing job in Paris and becomes a social media influencer overnight thanks to some basic selfies and hashtags (#mindthemerde, #EverythingsComingUpRoses, #roomwithaview). More fiction: Emily has long-distance Facetime sex with the blankets covering her tits, every one of her hare-brained career schemes actually works out, and girl wears a beret in Paris without anyone putting a cigarette out in her eye. But wait, there’s more! Dans un récent interview with British Vogue, Lily was asked how old she thought Emily was. The 31-year-old actress’ response? 22. Twenty-motherfuckin-two. If you’ve watched the show, join me in this “HA!”
But probably not!
When you hire JLo to perform at your event, you should know that you’re going to get a whole lot of rhinestone-embedded ass and enough thrusting 45-year-old coochie to fill several cougar parties. It wouldn’t be a JLo show unless you left with bruised eyeballs from her bouncing ass and bruised eardrums from her live singing. But well some “educational group” in Morocco must not have heard of JLo before (How very Mimi of them), because they are suing her for tainting the eyes of the innocent with her devilry wimmun’ parts while performing at a show in Rabat, Morocco’s capital.
JLo performed at the Mawazine World Rhythms International Music Festival on May 29th and she did what JLo does. The New York Daily News says that many people, including that unnamed educational group, are highly offended and have called for the resignation of Morocco’s minister of communications for allowing that unholy ho shit to air on public TV. The minister isn’t going to resign, but is meeting with the “ethics committee,” because he doesn’t think it was right for JLo’s ass to grace Moroccan TV screens. JLo has performed in Morocco before, but this is the first time her show has been aired on Moroccan TV.
The “unnamed educational group” is also suing the promoter. In their lawsuit, the educational group states that JLo “disturbed public order and tarnished women’s honor and respect.” Disturbed public order? Oh, so I guess she did sing live. If JLo is found guilty, which she won’t be, she could be thrown into prison for 1 month to 2 years.
TMZ posted some clips of JLo scooting skid marks of sin on the pure eyes of Morocco:
Somewhere, Mariah Carey is currently taking online courses to become a judge in Morocco so that she can get I Don’t Know Her’s case and lock that trick up FOREVER!
Here’s the future Morocco jail bird filming scenes for her new TV show Shades of Blue in L.A. on Friday.