Category: Evangeline Lilly

Dominic Monaghan Says Evangeline Lilly Cheated On Him And Broke His Heart

September 1, 2022 / Posted by:

Dominic Monaghan, best known as cute lil’ hobbit Merry in the Lord of the Rings trilogy and Charlie on Lost, guested on the most recent episode of Anna Faris’ podcast, Unqualified, and revealed that proud anti-vaxxer/Ottawa Freedom Convoy-supporter Evangeline Lilly was the only person who ever broke his heart. The couple, who co-starred together on Lost, began dating in 2004, the same year Evangeline divorced her Canadian college sweetheart. E! Online reports that 45-year-old Dominic claims he and Evangeline, now 43, were super serious. Unfortunately, they split in 2007 due to Dominic’s passion for drinking and partying. Oh, and Evangeline’s passion for her other boyfriend. Oops, she cheated on him!

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Evangeline Lilly Urged Justin Trudeau To Speak Directly With The Canadian Anti-Vaxx Protesters

February 21, 2022 / Posted by:

If you’re cold, they’re cold. That was the message part-time Avenger and full-time Canadian freedom fighter Evangeline Lilly shared directly with Canadian prime minister Justin Trudeau. Appearing in a video shared by Bridge City News, “a Canadian news show that airs on the Miracle Channel, a Christian television network,” Evangeline pleaded with Justin to “recognize and hear from the people sitting out in the cold at your door.” Evangeline would like for Justin to bring them in. They just want to talk. Apparently, the convoy of Canadian truckers and their itinerant posse of anti-COVID-19 vaccine mandate rabble-rousers were out #inthesestreets freezing to death because they can’t afford to keep their jumpy castles inflated and heated at the same time.

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Evangeline Lilly Attended Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s Anti-Vaxx Rally In DC

January 27, 2022 / Posted by:

Back at the beginning of the pandemic, Lost star Daniel Dae Kim was one of the first celebrities to contract COVID-19 and his Lost costar Evangeline Lilly was one of the first celebrities to be a dickhole about it. At the time, Daniel posted a message on Instagram urging folks to take precautions, and Lily posted a message on Instagram letting people know that quarantining is for punks. This was back in March of 2020, well before several safe and effective vaccines were developed and Daniel became quite ill, but thankfully, made a full recovery. Evangeline on the other hand, still has a terrible case of the dickholes, but even if there was a vaccination against that type of thing, she’d probably protest it.

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Evangeline Lilly Is Sorry For The Dumb Shit She Said About Social Distancing

March 27, 2020 / Posted by:

If you’re thinking to yourself, “Michael, you dumb fuck, why would you use a picture of Susan Powter in a story about that brown-headed chick from Lost?“, then I need to tell you to please STOP THE INSANITY and social distance from my ass, because how dare you compare the brilliance of Susan Powter to WhatsHerName from Lost!

On March 16, Evangeline Lilly, seen above giving you Children of The Damned Mia Farrow, decided that while many in the world were doing an impersonation of me at a party (read: staying the fuck away from everyone by sitting alone in the corner while sipping my drink and petting the cat), she should let us know that she is living life like normal. Evangeline Lilly added that she lives with her dad, who has stage 4 leukemia, and her two young sons, and she too has a compromised immune system. But she’s still not going to let something that’s just a simple “respiratory flu” mess with her freedom. She also suggested it’s all a political hoax.

That went down about as well as a drunk, unsteady trick trying to give a dude a blowjob in the bathroom of a bar at 1:30 in the morning while holding onto a drink (I may or may not be typing that from experience). Many shook their heads in disgust at Evangeline’s post including Sophie Turner and Evangeline’s Lost co-star Maggie Grace.

Part of me thought that Evangeline would never apologize and would continue to hug people freely while ignoring the six feet rule in the name of DEFYING THE MAN. But that part of me forgot that she probably relies on a Disney check to pay her bills. And well, Evangeline is here to tell you she’s sowwy.

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“Lost” Star Daniel Dae Kim Has Tested Positive For COVID-19 And Evangeline Lilly Refuses To Self-Isolate

March 19, 2020 / Posted by:

If you were a fan of Lost, like most fans, you probably loved Daniel Dae Kim’s character Jin-Soo Kwan and low-key hated Evangeline Lilly’s character, Kate Austin. Jin was heroic and brave, and Kate was stubborn and whiny. Well guess what, that’s kind of true in real life as both actors have shown in their responses to the coronavirus. Sadly for Daniel, he’s actually tested positive for the virus. So the danger and severity of the situation we’re all in, is very real and personal for him. As it should be for Evangeline, who is currently immunocompromised and lives with her father who has stage 4 leukemia. But Evangeline don’t curr. She posted on Instagram that she values her freedom over her life (and presumably the lives of her loved ones) and refuses to isolate herself or her children. Daniel, on the other hand, posted his coronavirus news on Instagram with a message of love and unity, and urged people to follow the guidelines to help stop the spread of the virus. So yeah, tropical polar bears don’t seem quite as crazy as they used to.

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The End (game) Is Near: Some Of The Millions Of Looks From The “Avengers: Endgame” Premiere

April 23, 2019 / Posted by:

God bless ya if you’ve been able to keep up with all the fucking Avengers running around here these days. Just looking at the poster for the upcoming Avengers: Endgame movie takes so much concentration. I keep thinking I’m supposed to eventually see a sailboat or some shit. It’s a mess, and it gives me a throbbing, Thanos’ dick-sized migraine. But the poster isn’t nearly as much of a mess as the red carpet for last night’s premiere of Avengers: Endgame: Too Many Spidermen. Not only was every Groot, Korg and Kraglin Obfonteri from the movies there, all the Marvel universe TV characters were there too. It must have been the least exclusive guest list to hit Hollywood since the premiere of Gotti. I mean, they even let Colin Jost in!

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