Category: Chris Hemsworth
Chris Hemsworth And Elsa Pataky Are Getting Dragged For Dunking Their Kid’s Head On His Birthday Cake
Mommy bloggers, assemble! Page Six reports that Chris Hemsworth and Elsa Pataky are getting dragged for their “violent” parenting prank. The couple has three kids: 10-year-old India Rose, and twin boys Tristan and Sasha, who turned nine this past weekend. To celebrate, 39-year-old Chris and 46-year-old Elsa got a chocolate birthday cake and shoved one of their sons’ (twins, impossible to identify) faces into it as a joke. Then Chris posted a pic of the stunt to Instagram, which was a big mistake, HUGE. Cuz people on the Internet have ‘pinions. And you bet your chocolate-covered face they’re gonna share ’em.
Chris Hemsworth Thinks His “Bodybuilding” Has Kept Him From Being Taken Seriously As An Actor
Chris Hemsworth thinks that looking like a beefed-up superhero/Falcon Studios exclusive model is actually hurting his acting credentials. Because as we all know, the less conventionally hot you are the easier it is to get into acting! In an interview with The Telegraph, he described how his “bodybuilding” is viewed as a “vanity” and if he pulled some Christian Bale shit and either got all bloated or ultra-skinny for a role, he’d be Oscar-winner Chris Hemsworth! Oh yeah, the reason Chris didn’t get nominated for a million awards for Men In Black: International was because he’s just too buff.
Chris Pratt Scored Some “Victories” Over Chris Evans And Chris Hemsworth In The Battle Of The Chrises
41-year-old Chris Pratt recently had Mark Ruffalo hulking out and Avengers assembling to protect him from the meanies of the Internet who were convinced he’s The Worst Chris out of the Hollywood Chrises including himself Chris Evans, Chris Pine, and Chris Hemsworth. I think everyone’s forgetting about Christopher Columbus–the real villain Chris here. But Chris is above it all and has told the world that actually he’s beat two of the top tier Chrises (Evans and Hemsworth)… in a fantasy league.
Open Post: Hosted By Chris Hemsworth Reading The Weather And Pretending To Be A Horse
There’s been a lot of surprise Marvel-meat popping up on our screens over the weekend. According to Entertainment Tonight Canada, Captain America’s rogue hog has been challenged by self-proclaimed “rogue horse,” Thor. Chris Hemsworth recently made a surprise appearance on the Australian news program Weekend Today and read the weather report while standing in a field of horses. However, compared to Chris Evans’ recent Instagram surprise appearance, Thor’s performance was dry and mild, but did trigger a high-pressure system in some people’s pants.
Elsa Pataky’s Car Got Stuck In A Flood And She Documented Her Escape On Instagram
In 2015, Elsa Pataky moved to the Land Down Under for her jacked Aussie husband of ten years, Chris Hemsworth. But Thor wasn’t there to help when 44-year-old Elsa’s car got stuck in a flood near their home in Byron Bay, New South Wales. The area was “recently pummelled with two days of rain”. Elsa tried driving across a watery part of the road, but got stuck, and took to Instagram Stories to document her escape.
When I first read the headlines, I thought, “INSTAGRAM STORIES?! In an emergency?! Why, I never! Celebrities today!” But when you watch the footage, it actually isn’t as near-death as it sounds.
Christian Bale Will Play A Villain In The Next “Thor” Movie
Another day, another Marvel superhero movie to report about. But unlike the others, this future cinematic staple has actually done a marvelous bit of casting. Turns out, Oscar-winning thespian Christian Bale had originally shown interest in joining the Marvel universe in order to land the role he was born to play: a supervillain. And one of his soon-to-be co-stars, Tessa Thompson, has confirmed to Entertainment Tonight that his messy ass is now attached.
After the raging success of Thor: Ragnarok, where Chris Hemsworth stands around looking all hunky and scruffy and shit, the plan was set to develop another totally necessary sequel. Enter Christian.