Category: Katherine Schwarzenegger

Chris Pratt Made Another Social Media Tribute To His Wife, But Kept It Normal This Time

December 14, 2021 / Posted by:

The last time Chris Pratt decided to celebrate his wife, Katherine Schwarzenegger, on social media, it backfired on him explosively hard, like a Christian rock band plugging an amp into a church meeting hall’s low-voltage power outlet. Last month, Chris posted a picture of them, and waxed poetic about how important it was to get you a wife who looked at you like you were a delicious footlong assorted sub, and thanked her for birthing him a “healthy” baby girl. The post was criticized for being many things, among them being a slap in the face to his ex-wife Anna Faris, who gave birth to his premature son. Chris clearly learned his lesson from that experience, because it was Katherine’s birthday this week, and Chris didn’t make the same mistake twice.

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Chris Pratt Has The Boo-Hoos After The Internet Made Fun Of His Weird Post About His Wife

November 7, 2021 / Posted by:

The battle of the Celebrity Chrises rages on with some Chrises being crowned “sexiest” while others are dubbed “most annoying.” After making a weird tribute to his wife Katherine Schwarzeneggar on Instagram, Chris Pratt received a bit of backlash from the public. Some said it was a veiled hit against his ex-wife Anna Faris and their son and others thought it stank of “Cool youth pastor on social media.” Long story short, he didn’t gain any new fans from that post (he’s got the Stepford Wife vote on lock, though).

Rather than let the whole thing go, he donned his best American man outfit and took to Instagram to express his woes about not being universally loved. Chris Pratt continues to excel in being the least-best Chris.

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The Internet Rallied Around Anna Faris After Chris Pratt Posted A Cringey Message To His Wife, Thanking Her For Making A “Healthy” Baby

November 5, 2021 / Posted by:

The least-likable of the superhero Chrises has once again said something dumb. But this time, the questionable quote courtesy of Chris Pratt did more than just remind everyone that he’s easily the worst Chris. He also accidentally dragged his ex-wife Anna Faris into things, in a way that had a whole lot of people thinking, “Damn, Anna Faris really is blessed to no longer be married to this fool.” And in an insane twist of Social Media Gone Wrong, this all starts innocently enough with a pre-birthday post on Instagram, dedicated to Chris’ current wife, Katherine Schwarzenegger.

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Lots Of “Avengers” Rushed To Defend Chris Pratt’s Honor Against The Implication That He’s The Worst Chris

October 21, 2020 / Posted by:

For several years, Chris Pratt has been included in what I’ll call the Four Chris Men of the Hunkpocalypse. Four hunky Chrises (Evans, Hemsworth, Pine, and Pratt) that all appear in superhero films and, let’s be honest, are kind of interchangeable. Except there was one Chris that the internet decided didn’t really fit in with the rest of the Chrises, and that was Chris Pratt. This was officially decided on Twitter over the weekend, after a “One’s Gotta Go” meme format featuring the Four Chrises went a little viral. What started as a light-hearted internet joke has turned into a full-blown, “Avengers, ASSEMBLE” situation. Tons of famous types have swooped in to rescue Chris Pratt from his online haters by swearing he’s a super-good guy worthy of the Four Chrises Club.

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Chris Pratt And Katherine Schwarzenegger Welcomed A Baby Girl

August 10, 2020 / Posted by:

Almost exactly 14 months after she became the second Mrs. Star Lord, Katherine Schwarzenegger has given birth to the baby she made with Chris Pratt, and they’re officially parents to a little girl. And for those of you wondering if Chris’ favorite book was still The Bible, well – their birth announcement will answer that question. Because Little Baby Schwarzenegger-Pratt’s birth has already been commemorated with a weekend’s worth of quotes from a Desktop Page-A-Day Bible Calendar (which is to say, two days worth).

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Chris Pratt And Katherine Schwarzenegger Made A Baby

April 26, 2020 / Posted by:

Every once in a while, I need to be reminded that “oh right, that dumpy guy from Parks & Recreation is a Jesus-loving-beefcake-movie-star now.” And the newest reminder came in the form of the news from People magazine that Chris Pratt and his wife, Katherine Schwarzenegger (who…wrote a book about forgiveness? And I’m thinking she’s also related to Arnold?), are expecting a baby. Congrats! And cue the smattering of golf claps­­ because the world definitely needs another mommy lifestyle influencer, which is Katherine’s destiny, obviously.

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