Category: The Politician

Evangeline Lilly Urged Justin Trudeau To Speak Directly With The Canadian Anti-Vaxx Protesters

February 21, 2022 / Posted by:

If you’re cold, they’re cold. That was the message part-time Avenger and full-time Canadian freedom fighter Evangeline Lilly shared directly with Canadian prime minister Justin Trudeau. Appearing in a video shared by Bridge City News, “a Canadian news show that airs on the Miracle Channel, a Christian television network,” Evangeline pleaded with Justin to “recognize and hear from the people sitting out in the cold at your door.” Evangeline would like for Justin to bring them in. They just want to talk. Apparently, the convoy of Canadian truckers and their itinerant posse of anti-COVID-19 vaccine mandate rabble-rousers were out #inthesestreets freezing to death because they can’t afford to keep their jumpy castles inflated and heated at the same time.

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Matthew McConaughey Has Decided Not To Run For Governor Of Texas At This Time

November 29, 2021 / Posted by:

Welp, turns out The Texas T-Rex will not be terrorizing the ballot box come 2022 after all. Good thing too because he’d have a helluva time reaching the lever with those little mitts of his. According to CNN, in a video message posted on Instagram, Matthew McConaughey announced he’s decided not to run for governor of Texas after spending the past 2 years “listenin’ and learnin’ and measurin’,” and has come to the conclusion that “oh shit, Beto’s runnin’? Abort! About! Abort! What do you mean, that’s not allowed?

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Alyssa Milano Is Considering Running For Congress In California’s 4th District

June 10, 2021 / Posted by:

That cartoonishly large megaphone Alyssa Milano holds in her Twitter profile pic might be getting even bigger as she contemplates running for Congress in 2024. However strained your eyeballs feel right now, Alyssa’s are probably ever sorer because she’s been eying Rep. Tom McClintock’s (R, duh) seat in California’s 4th District, which is Truckee, all the way from Ventura county! Alyssa must have looked at all the good work Caitlyn Jenner’s been doing for the state of California and said, you know what bitch, #metoo.

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A New Poll Shows That Matthew McConoughey Would Beat The Incumbent If He Ran For Governor Of Texas In 2022

April 19, 2021 / Posted by:

If there’s a bar for competent leadership in the state of Texas it’s so low it’s in hell (and opens at 6 am). So it should not be surprising that potential gubernatorial hopeful Matthew McConaughey is proving to be a popular choice among voters who would rather see the Texas T-Rex in office than sitting Governor Greg Abbott who, while having a longer arm span, can’t keep a beat going on those bongos to save his life (not to mention he probably has a flabby un-tanned ass). A new poll conducted by The Dallas Morning News and the University of Texas at Tyler found that if Texans were to vote for the 2022 election today, Matthew would have a 12-point lead over the would-be-incumbent Abbot.

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The First Trailer For “The Politician” Is Here

August 19, 2019 / Posted by:

Last year, Ryan Murphy signed a $300 million deal with Netflix to make TV shows, and anyone who knows Ryan Murphy probably predicted that at least one of those shows would combine elements of drama, high school, murder, bitchery, an evil demon, Jessica Lange, intense Darren Criss energy, and wigs. By the looks of the first trailer for The Politician, Ryan has reserved the evil demon theme for his Ratched show, but everything else got thrown into Ryan’s Instant Success Pot.

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