If you’re cold, they’re cold. That was the message part-time Avenger and full-time Canadian freedom fighter Evangeline Lilly shared directly with Canadian prime minister Justin Trudeau. Appearing in a video shared by Bridge City News, “a Canadian news show that airs on the Miracle Channel, a Christian television network,” Evangeline pleaded with Justin to “recognize and hear from the people sitting out in the cold at your door.” Evangeline would like for Justin to bring them in. They just want to talk. Apparently, the convoy of Canadian truckers and their itinerant posse of anti-COVID-19 vaccine mandate rabble-rousers were out #inthesestreets freezing to death because they can’t afford to keep their jumpy castles inflated and heated at the same time.
The Québec Influencers Who Got Banned From An Airline For Partying On Their Flight Are Stuck In Mexico
Nope, that’s not Emma Roberts vaping in the header pic (as far as I know). It’s one of the 150 Québécois influencers who chartered a Sunwing Airlines flight from Montreal to Cancun on December 30. Despite the efforts of plane staff, these kids spent five hours partying, vaping, drinking, and not wearing masks. And because they’re all dumber than a sack of hammers, they posted videos of their debauchery to social media. Big mistake. HUGE. The footage became headline news, and even Prime Minister Justin Trudeau got involved, calling the incident “a slap in the face.” Cuz, you know, the pandemic. Although I’d have thought JT would have been a little more understanding, considering everybody makes mistakes in their twenties.
Vera Farmiga Used Instagram To Argue With The Prime Minister Of Canada That She Needs A Trip Home To The U.S.
While some things are opening up in our post-pandemic world, like patios and Disneyland, others – like the U.S./Canadian border – remain closed. But you don’t have to tell Vera Farmiga this. Vera, a U.S. citizen, is currently in Toronto, Canada, where she was filming a project. And she’s been stuck in Canada for going on eight weeks. According to Vera, she’s trapped in the land of ice, snow, random U’s thrown into words, and a never-ending supply of maple-flavored snacks. She’s so desperate to leave, she’s been pleading with the Prime Minister of Canada, Justin Trudeau, to do something, anything, so that she may hop across the border and see her family for a bit. The only problem is, she doesn’t know him personally or have his contact information. Actually, her plan is not unlike a desperate fan trying to get a shout-out from a pop star. Vera has been trying to get JT’s attention by tagging him in multiple Instagram posts.
The internet’s most annoying and misleading hashtag convention, #[fillintheblank]isoverparty, strikes again. Every time I see that hashtag I try to ignore it but know that by the end of the day morbid curiosity will eventually lead me to clicking on it only to be disappointed to find out that [fillintheblank] farted on a kitten or something equally banal. Today it was the end of Jimmy Fallon’s career that was being smugly and gleefully celebrated on Twitter after a 20-year old clip of him doing a Chris Rock impression in full blackface on Saturday Night Live resurfaced. According to The New York Post, the clip was posted with the caption “NBC fired Megyn Kelly for mentioning blackface. Jimmy Fallon performed on NBC in blackface,” which is simply exhausting. With everything going on in #thesesupremelyfuckeduptimes, re-litigating blackface is definitely a party I’m not RSVPing to, I don’t care how socially distanced it is. I’m so very tired.
It’s not just you who needs a haircut badly and is willing to risk coronavirus and die to a trim. Just kidding, we’re not all that stupid. But Justin Trudeau is also avoiding getting his mane touched by a pair of scissors during these times. No haircuts for him! Canada’s Prime Minister got caught running his hands through those beautiful tresses of his on national television and the moment went viral… because these are the times we live in.
Yesterday, during his daily briefing about coronavirus in front of his house, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and his quarantine beard let the gross word “moistly” come out of his lips. It was enough to turn Melania Trump off of him! Just kidding, nothing could do that.