Category: Avengers
Marvel Announced There Will Be Two New “Avengers” Movies In 2025
Fool me once, shame on you. But fool me four or five times, honestly I’ve lost count, well then that’s also on you (look, I’ve only seen two that I can remember). I thought when Marvel subtitled the last Avengers movie End Game and killed off Robert Downey Jr.’s Iron Man, they meant that shit. However, this weekend at San Diego Comic-Con, Marvel announced they were just joshing and will release two more Avengers movies in 2025, bringing the total of Avengers movies past the brink of sanity. Again, don’t blame me. Marvel head Kevin Feige has not returned my messages suggesting that at least one of them be titled Avengersagain: 2 Many Averngersmen. Like I said, not my fault. I tried.
Chris Pratt Isn’t Going To Assemble With The Rest Of The Avengers To Raise Funds For Joe Biden
Chris Pratt is many things. Actor. Buff guy. At one time the most enjoyable part of NBC’s Parks and Recreation. But Chris Pratt is also a not-so-secret likely right-leaning fundamentalist Christian bro involved with a questionable celebrity church (that he swears isn’t as homophobic as you’ve heard). And so with that being said, it’s probably not too much of a mystery who he could possibly be voting for this November. At the very least, he’s made it very clear that he doesn’t want to be associated with a possible vote for Joe Biden, by skipping out on an Avengers-wide fundraising event.
“Avengers: Endgame” Originally Had Captain America Getting Decapitated
Chris Evans confirmed last year that Avengers: Endgame would be his final on-screen appearance as Captain America. I’m sure many people pictured Captain A wiping away a bittersweet tear as Black Widow and The Hulk presented him with a little goodbye cake in the Avengers’ compound lunch room. But it didn’t happen like that in Avengers: Endgame. Entertainment Weekly says that Avengers: Endgame directors Anthony and Joe Russo recently revealed that Captain America’s exit was going to be extremely dark.
Robert Downey Jr. Made $75 Million For “Avengers: Endgame”
Yesterday I reported on Forbes 100 Richest Bitches of 2019 list which included six actors from Marvel’s Avengers: Endgame. Even though Chris Hemsworth ranked higher on the list (#24, $76.4 M total earnings), Iron Man Robert Downey Jr. (more like Platinum Man) was the Avenger who came away with the biggest Marvel bag. RDJ ranked #31 on Forbes’ list and earned a reported $66 million in 2019. Of that sum, $55 million came from his Avenger’s backend deal which means he earned a total of $75 million for one movie. And here I thought Captain America was supposed to have the sweetest backend in the MCU!
Anthony And Joe Russo Promise More Gays Are Coming In The Marvelverse, Some We Already Know
Those Russo Brothers are really trying to come for Taron Egerton‘s newly given Hetero Ally King Of Gays-crown, because they are trying to get in with us LGBTQs good. First they put that TRAILBLAZING homosexual character in Avengers: Endgame– played by Joe Russo himself–but now he and his brother Anthony Russo are letting us know that one of the Marvel superheroes we already know will be coming out as a huge gay “soon”. Get those rainbow cakes and angry homophobic tweets ready!
“Avengers: Endgame” Introduces First Openly Gay Character (Not Really) And It’s Going To Make Zillions At The Box Office (Duh)
I am exhausted this morning because I was up until 2 watching Avengers: Endgame. Listen: it’s three full hours. Full hours. Three of them. AmazinglyI managed not to have to get up and pee during it–still don’t know how. A lot of things happen over the course of those 183 minutes., including the first openly gay character in a Marvel movie. But don’t get a boner over it, it’s a bit part.