Category: Colin Jost

Scarlett Johansson Gave Birth To Her And Colin Jost’s Son

August 18, 2021 / Posted by:

Two seconds after Colin Jost confirmed the rumors that Scarlett Johansson was pregnant, Black Widow gave birth! That’s right… somewhere on this planet, there is a half-potato/half-tree hybrid baby. Scarlett’s rep revealed the big news with People, sharing that the couple “recently” welcomed their first baby together. Then Colin jumped on Instagram and wrote that it was a baby boy and “his name is Cosmo.” Cosmo is cute, I guess, but I thought they’d go for something more fitting like “Spruce Spud” or “Willow Tater” (although that’s clearly a girl’s name).

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Scarlett Johansson Is Reportedly Pregnant And Is Due Soon

July 7, 2021 / Posted by:

Marvel’s newest magnet for nerd money, Black Widow, is coming out this Friday, and so the promo train for it has been running, but the Black Widow of Black Widow has not been on it. Scarlett Johansson wasn’t at Black Widow’s premiere in London and she hasn’t been hawking it that much. I figured that’s because ScarJo heard Stephen Dorff say that she should be embarrassed to be a part of a movie that belongs in a trash can, and she’s been sitting in a dark corner in her house, hiding her shamed face in embarrassment. But strangely enough, that’s not why she’s been off the Black Widow promo stroll. Page Six says that ScarJo is laying low because she’s busy starring in the real-life reboot of A Tree Grows In Brooklyn called A Tree Grows In ScarJo. Sources say that ScarJo is pregnant with her and her husband Colin Jost’s first child together.

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Open Post: Hosted By Colin Jost Sliming Scarlett Johansson During The MTV Movie & TV Awards

May 17, 2021 / Posted by:

The 2021 MTV Movie & TV Awards were on last night and famous tree actress, Scarlett Johansson took home this year’s Generation Award. Or rather, it was mailed to her because her ass accepted from home. This isn’t the OscarsPeople says that during her acceptance speech her husband Colin Jost decided to prank her by sliming her like they do at the Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards.

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Colin Jost Was Tricked Into Making A Joke About Scarlett Johansson On “Saturday Night Live”

December 21, 2020 / Posted by:

There’s an annual holiday tradition at Saturday Night Live, in which Colin Jost and his Weekend Update co-host Michael Che will write jokes for each other, in secret, then force each other to perform said jokes live, with no prior knowledge of what they might be reading off their cue cards. Personally, I’d rather my co-worker surprise me with a cheese plate, but a gift is a gift. Usually, the jokes are made at the expense of the other in an embarrassing way, like Colin Jost writing a joke for Michael Che which implied he’s been fucking Sanderson sisters-levels of women (as you’ll see). But this year, Colin’s wife of two months was dragged into the cringefest as well.

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Scarlett Johansson And Colin Jost Got Married Over The Weekend

October 30, 2020 / Posted by:

Colin Jost once worried that he’d only ever be known as Scarlett Johansson’s boyfriend, but it looks like he no longer has to worry about that. Because Colin Jost just officially transitioned from boyfriend to husband! After being engaged for a year and a half, People magazine has reported that Scarlett made Colin her third husband over the weekend. And in a very weird, random turn of events (hey, it is still 2020 after all), the secret wedding news was broken by Meals on Wheels America.

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Colin Jost Says He Was Worried That He’d Only Be Known As Scarlett Johansson’s Boyfriend

July 17, 2020 / Posted by:

To some people, Colin Jost is the visual indicator that it’s time for their regularly scheduled pee break in the middle of a Saturday Night Live episode. To others, he’s Leslie Jones’ unrequited white boy crush. And for the past three years, he’s also been the TV guy who is with Scarlett Johansson. That’s probably because Scarlett Johansson is an extremely famous, internationally known A-list Hollywood actress, and Colin is known to some as the guy who chuckles respectively at Michael Che’s jokes on Weekend Update. Colin recently admitted that he was worried his identity would become exactly what some people saw him as, which to a whole lot of people was, and still might be, Mr. ScarJo.

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