It’s been a long time since we’ve heard new music from Miley Cyrus, and I think the world was fine with that. However, since she’s a singer, she felt the need to entice the world with her twenty-packs-of-Newports voice on a new song titled Flowers. This time she’s keeping it cute and contemplative as she rings in the new year by talking about loving herself more than any man ever could. And by any man, she probably means her ex-husband, Liam Hemsworth, because not only is the video a wonderful teaser trailer if she decides to create an OnylFans page, but it also speaks to the new era in her life where self-love is the most important thing.
Back in October, Henry Cavill announced he would not be returning for a fourth season of The Witcher on Netflix and that Liam Helmsworth would replace him as European magical hunk in tights, Geralt of RiviaI. Fans of European magical hunks in tights were, understandably, disappointed. However, fans of American magical hunks in tights were elated because his departure from The Witcher coincided with the news that Henry was set to reprise his role as Superman in a sequel of 2013’s Man of Steel. But that’s not gonna happen. And now, fans of European magical hunks in tights are piiiiiiiiiiiiised.
Netflix’s hit series The Witcher has been slaying fans for three seasons with Henry Cavill’s blank yet beautiful face portraying the main character Geralt of Rivia. However, let’s not forget Henry also infuses his robotic-like acting into the role of Superman in the DCEU, so his bank account has become more swollen than his arms and chest over the past few years (he’s a big dude). But if you’re a fan of his work on The Witcher, you need to plan your escape now because Hot Henry’s tenure as Geralt is ending after Season 3 because he’s going to play Superman again. And Henry will be replaced by the skinniest Hemsworth of them all, Liam Hemsworth. And fans of the show do not approve of this decision.
If you didn’t know or forgot that Liam Hemsworth was not on the market, I’m here to remind you that he wasn’t single for three years, but he is now. Because 32-year-old Liam Hemsworth and 26-year-old model Gabrielle Brooks are done. And somewhere Liam’s ex-wife Miley Cyrus is preparing to slide into Gabriella’s DM’s asking “Oooh girl, what happened?” for all of the details. But sources say that Liam ended things because he doesn’t want his peen tied down to one piece and is busy with work.
It’s only been a few months yet Eiza González has already thrown Jason Momoa in the recycling bin next to Josh Duhamel, Liam Hemsworth, Maluma, Timothée Chalamet … wait just a minute, what the hell kind of cockamamie recycling bin is this? You can’t mix twinks with aluminum cans. The city will never pick that shit up! At any rate, People reports that Jason and Eiza have parted ways because of “their two busy schedules” and are “in different life stages.” The couple had reportedly been dating since February but their relationship wasn’t confirmed until last month. Jason and his partner of 17 years, Lisa Bonet, announced their split in January.
Miley Cyrus seems to be in a bit of a mood lately, and that mood is “Lightly Shitting On Her Exes.” Previously in this newest era of hers, Miley was on stage at Lollapalooza Chile and read a fan’s sign that said: “Fuck Nick Jonas!” And now she’s getting her ex-husband, Liam Hemsworth, in on the action. There was no fan sign directed at him, though. But Miley did mention how shitty her marriage to Liam was as she helped some fans at Lollapalooza Brazil celebrate their engagement. But in a nice way, like Miley hopes that these fans have a marriage that is better than hers–so, you know… that’s nice.