27-year-old Miley Cyrus spoke on SiriusXM’s Morning Mash-Up about her new track Midnight Sky and since the song is about breaking free and being an untamed single lady, Miley spoke about relationships and marriage and whether she’ll ever get hitched again. Miley said that she “never cared” about marriage or children. Welp! Good thing her ex-husband Liam Hemsworth doesn’t think that “highly“ of her or he’d take offense!
I’m sure you didn’t need a reminder since the choking, hillbilly warbling of SHE IS COMING…is still rattling around your heads like that little ball inside a can of spray paint, but I’m going to give you a reminder anyway that it has been one whole year since Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth called it quits. Sorry to those trying to heal from this still-fresh wound. And according to Us Weekly, even though he’s moved on, the wound is still fresh for Liam Hemsworth too and if he could give Miley a Yelp review, he’d probably write, “If it was possible to give zero stars, I would!”
The judge presiding over Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth’s divorce must have it out for Miley because they’ve set the official date on which their divorce will be finalized as February, 22, 2020 instead of April, 20, 2020 as I’m sure Miley insisted. Now she has to remember an entirely new date where previously she only had to remember 4/20, 9/11, and possibly her own birthday. I can’t believe Miley sacrificed getting invited to the Grammys to be disrespected in this manner. It’s an outrage.
It feels like it was just yesterday when Liam Hemsworth decided eight months was long enough to be married to Miley Cyrus. Then in October, he was seen strolling around New York City hand-in-hand with actress Maddison Brown, which really vibed with the rumor that he was “open to meeting people” after his divorce. Well, Maddison, we hardly knew ye. The Daily Mail says that Liam is now with an Australian model, and things are apparently serious enough that she got to meet his parents.
Cody Simpson and Miley Cyrus have been having a ball together. They’re maybe living together, getting tattooed together, he cured her of her fear of men/lesbianism, and they’re both sober people who spend time listening to the Earth and making out. They’re doing their thing and it’s soooooooo romantic! Cody is now suggesting that he’s the most romantic relationship Miley’s been in and that previous ones were not. At the same time, Lindsay Lohan has inserted herself into this drama with claims of stolen furniture because apparently Cody dated her sister Ali Lohan and they lived together for a week? I mean… sure. Why not?
Ever since Cody Simpson and Miley Cyrus got together after she broke up with Kaitlynn Carter, whom she got with after she broke up with Liam Hemsworth (who has now moved on to department store-sounding actress Maddison Brown), they have been all up in our faces. They’re making out. They’re singing in hospital beds. They’re getting tattoos together (always a good idea)–it’s a full thing. Well add more to it, a recent Instagram post is having people wondering: Is Cody Simpson moving in with Miley Cyrus? Can’t Be Tamed? More like Tamed Every Month.