God bless ya if you’ve been able to keep up with all the fucking Avengers running around here these days. Just looking at the poster for the upcoming Avengers: Endgame movie takes so much concentration. I keep thinking I’m supposed to eventually see a sailboat or some shit. It’s a mess, and it gives me a throbbing, Thanos’ dick-sized migraine. But the poster isn’t nearly as much of a mess as the red carpet for last night’s premiere of Avengers: Endgame: Too Many Spidermen. Not only was every Groot, Korg and Kraglin Obfonteri from the movies there, all the Marvel universe TV characters were there too. It must have been the least exclusive guest list to hit Hollywood since the premiere of Gotti. I mean, they even let Colin Jost in!
Today’s Definition Of Random Is Brought To You By Kathy Griffin Dragging Don Cheadle, And Him Dragging Her Back
I pretty much forgot that Kathy Griffin’s career hit the shit can when she posted a picture of her holding up a “decapitated Trump head” (aka a Michael Myers mask with the carcass of a Garfield doll taped to the top and covered with ketchup), because so much has happened between then and now, and my brain can only hold a certain amount of fuckery. But Kathy Griffin has not forgotten, and she also hasn’t forgotten those she believes didn’t stand up for her including Don Cheadle. Yesterday, Kathy shit on her “friend” Don for turning on her back then, and he let her know that the half of the “best friends forever” heart pendant she thinks he gave her must’ve come from a different Don Cheadle, because “You Got A Friend In Me” is not a song he’s ever sang to her.