Category: Dakota Johnson
Dakota Johnson Called Out Ellen DeGeneres For Skipping Her Birthday Party
Kathy Griffin is probably pulling out a chair in preparation for the chance that Dakota Johnson might soon wander into the weekly self-help group meeting for famous people who pissed off Ellen. Because Dakota squared off on Ellen with Ellen DeGeneres during an interview to promote Dakota’s new movie, The Peanut Butter Falcon. And things got very, very awkward.
Everyone Was Three Sheets To The Wind On The Red Carpet for The Governors Awards
The Governors Awards are a classy affair, you can just tell by the name. According to The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, the GA are “an annual event celebrating awards conferred by the Academy’s Board of Governors – the Irving G. Thalberg Memorial Award, the Jean Hersholt Humanitarian Award and the Honorary Award.” Basically, they are really the precum of the actual Oscars. Which might explain why so many ladies came dressed in nothing but a satin sheet. Nothing shows off precum quite like a satin bed sheet!
Dakota Johnson Chummed It Up With Gwyneth Paltrow At Her 30th Birthday Party
I just hate it when wealth, fame, and nepotism are wasted on the bland and boring. Dakota Johnson recently celebrated her 30th birthday with a big party in Malibu over the weekend. If my mom and dad were fucking icons, and I was dating a rock/popstar, even if it was Chris Martin, I’d sure as hell be having a legendary party and the highlight wouldn’t be a birthday cake in the shape of my dog with a couple of sparklers sticking out of it. The highlight would be a mound of coke in the shape of my dog, from which my actual dog jumps out holding sparklers. What Malibu baker is going to say no to Don Johnson’s daughter?! But that’s not how Dakota rolls. According to People, Dakota’s party involved a lot of hugging and chatting with her boyfriend’s ex-wife Gwyneth Paltrow. And somebody invited Sean Penn. Yuck!
Dakota Johnson Talked About Her Missing Tooth Gap On “The Tonight Show”
I know you’ve all been waiting on an update to one of the most hard-hitting news stories in this extremely volatile historical moment we’re experiencing as a people. I know times may seem dark, and we may be completely divided, but don’t worry guys: Dakota Johnson‘s tooth gap will return. Yes!
Yesterday, we learned that Dakota was spotted with her teeth looking totally aligned and properly-spaced, which was not normal. Where was that small gap between the front ones? Well she explained what happened to Jimmy Fallon on The Tonight Show and it’s as boring an answer as you can expect. She claims it just did it on its own. Cool. But don’t worry you tooth-gap fetishists, she also says she’s planning on getting it back.
Dakota Johnson’s Tooth Gap Is Gone And People Are Sad For Some Reason
Sorry all you gap-tooth lovers out there–one of your Queens has fallen. Dakota Johnson seems to have closed that small gap between her two front teeth as it looks like the once-parted incisors are now fully connected best friends. And you know what? The internet has an opinion on the matter. It’s wild to think that people would comment on Dakota Johnson changing her own physical appearance since the Internet usually doesn’t notice these thing.
Chris Martin And Dakota Johnson Might Have Gotten Back Together
Break out the dildos, sex robots, candle wax, and and fetish gear. America’s sexiset couple are back together! Us Weekly reports that Chris Martin and Dakota Johnson’s insane sexual chemistry has brought them back together just a month after they reportedly broke up. I guess those matching infinity tattoos weren’t a laughable mistake after all!