Category: Sean Penn

Hopper Penn, Son Of Sean Penn And Robin Wright, Continues To Deny The That Nepotism Has Anything To Do With Him

February 27, 2023 / Posted by:

Hopper Penn, perhaps best known for his role in 2018’s Hamilton County Jail, the reality show which earned $25,000 at the bond office, in which he played Sean Penn and Robin Wright’s son waiting to be bailed out on possession charges for weed, shrooms, and amphetamines, recently waded into the murky waters of the nepotism debate and, like a chicken with a thimble full of water, immediately drowned. During an E! News segment he did with his mom, while promoting his latest project, a movie produced by his mom in which his mom plays his mom, Hopper admitted that while “every movie I’ve done has been with a family member,” he doesn’t “think it’s nepotism.” Even though, as he himself admitted, he was “given the opportunity with almost no preparation,” and “it was able to kind of just fall into [his] lap,” as if by magic. But according to Deadline, after giving it a bit more thought, Hopper has come to the conclusion that he said what he said.

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Robin Wright Talked About Co-Parenting With Sean Penn And Nepotism In Front Of Her Adult Son Hopper Penn

February 14, 2023 / Posted by:

Let’s say you have two parents. One is a beautiful, glamorous actress who seems like she’s got her shit together, and the other one drinks Ambien and vodka shakes for breakfast and tried to name you Steak after his favorite food. I’d imagine that the latter parent would be the more embarrassing of the two. But for 29-year-old Hopper Penn, spawn of Robin Wright and Ukrainian President Vladimir Zelenskyy’s most annoying pen pal, Sean Penn, mom is probably the most embarrassing.

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Sean Penn Brought One Of His Oscars To President Zelenskyy To Hold Until The War In Ukraine Is Over

November 9, 2022 / Posted by:

Back in February, as most of the world stood by in neutered horror as Russian troops invaded Ukraine, Sean Penn sprang into action like a bronzed penis that had just received an injection of Viagra directly into its veiny shaft. Not wasting a single, precious thrust of momentum, Sean shouted to his documentary crew, “hop on, boys! We’re going to save democracy!” Now, according to USA Today, Sean has returned to Ukraine, and not unlike Slim Pickens gallantly falling to earth with 10,000 tons of atomic lightning between his thighs, descended on Kyiv astride his golden shaft to meet with President Zelenskyy and gift him with a symbol of his throbbing, pulsating rod of American vigor— One of his Academy Awards. Only catch, Zelenskyy has to return it to him in Malibu, personally, as soon as the war is won.

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Robin Wright Has Filed For Divorce From Her French Fashion Executive Husband Of Four Years

September 26, 2022 / Posted by:

Having been married to one of the most noxious messes in Hollywood before co-starring with one of the creepiest messes in the game, it’s easy to see why Robin Wright would want to keep her personal life neat and tidy. It makes sense, she did use to be on soaps. Except for that one time she took the plastic off the sofa and let Vanity Fair sit down while she poured them a tepid cup of tea when she told them that her then on-again/off-again fiance Ben Foster made her love, laugh and cum more than ex-husband Sean Penn ever did, it’s probably safe to use the guest bathroom Robin’s house without worrying about lifting the lid and seeing a forgotten turd left unflushed. Back in 2018, Robin stealthily got married to smoking hot French fashion executive Clement Giraudet, and now, TMZ reports that she’s stealthily filed for divorce citing “irreconcilable differences” and is probably busy scrubbing every last trace of their lovemaking from every surface in her house (I hope she got it, girl!) and ordering new plastic covers for the furniture as we speak.

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Madonna Regrets Both Of Her Marriages And Says She Has A Current Obsession With Sex

August 31, 2022 / Posted by:

“Did she ever NOT have an obsession with sex,” said everyone. But I’m not sure if you all know this or not, Madonna likes sex. Sure, she’s only reminded us of that every day for the past four decades and has an entire book called SEX, but just in case you were unaware here’s your reminder. However, did you also know that although she’s been married twice her Yelp reviews of her time with Sean Penn and Guy Ritchie would yield a huge “Hell No! Never again!”? That’s what she’s admitting in a new interview where she briefly discusses her marriages but talks at length about world issues. And by “world issues“, I mean SEX!

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Sean Penn Still Loves His Estranged Wife Leila George And Says She Left Him Because He Was Neglectful

April 12, 2022 / Posted by:

Sean Penn has pulled back the curtain on what it’s like to be married to Sean Penn, and welp, no surprise, it sucks. Sean, 61, was recently interviewed by Hollywood Authentic at his Malibu home where he spoke primarily of the war in Ukraine, the relief work his organization, CORE, has been doing there, and the documentary he’s been making with Vice about his meeting with President Zelensky. Sounding exhausted, the reporter pivoted to ask Sean about his relationship with his estranged wife, just-turned 30-year-old Australian actress Leila George, who filed for divorce after just one year of marriage, though they were together for 5. Turns out Sean knows exactly why Leila decided to bounce. It was Sean’s penchant for Ambien and vodka in the mornings in lieu of coffee. Ambien and vodka at 10:30 a.m. also happens to be the twin pillars of his skincare routine. So that’s 2 mysteries solved!

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