Category: Brad Falchuk

Gwyneth Paltrow Testified At Trial That She Lost A Half Day’s Worth Of Skiing

March 27, 2023 / Posted by:

Day five of Caucasian Court TV’s highest-rated show, The Cashmere Yeti: Vengeance at Deer Valley, is underway and earlier today we heard testimony from Terry Sanderson, the 76-year-old retired optometrist who claims that his life was ruined after Gwyneth Paltrow sent him “absolutely flying” when she skied into him from behind at the Deer Valley Resort in Park City, Utah in 2016. Terry claims to have suffered permanent brain damage that has turned into an unlikable person and robbed him of his ability to enjoy the simple pleasures of life, like wine tasting. On Friday, Gwyneth took the stand and claimed that it was Terry who skied into her that day, and as a result, she “lost half a day of skiing.” She did not, however, blame him for her personality or her inability to enjoy the simple pleasures of life, like food tasting.

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Open Post: Hosted By Gwyneth Paltrow Getting A Taste Of Her Own Medicine While Trying To Sell A Goop Detox Kit

April 13, 2022 / Posted by:

Goop is gagged! Gagged by her own shit too. Over on Gwyneth Paltrow’s Instagram page, there was an attempt to hawk Goop’s new G.Tox 7-Day Reset Kit, the primary component of which, when prepared by Gwyneth’s practiced hand, resembles sewer pipe sludge. Shame on all you people who say Gwyneth didn’t deserve that Oscar for Shakespeare In Love, because of the look of barely restrained repulsion on her face as she knocks back what looks like a shot of humanely harvested, all organic, freshly extruded infant excrement, is a masterclass in METHOD ACTING! She really drank that stank!

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Ryan Murphy’s “American Story” Franchise Has Two New Spin-Offs Coming

August 13, 2021 / Posted by:

Ryan Murphy’s quest for television domination continues. Ryan already has about sixteen billion TV shows under his belt, and FX ordered two more series spin-offs from the American Story franchise. Please, for the love of God and the scalp’s ability to recover from months of aggressive wig use, allow the franchise’s hardest-working woman Sarah Paulson to rest a moment! The woman needs a break. She’s still shooting scenes as Linda Tripp, for God’s sake!

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Janet Mock Had A Lot To Say About Hollywood, Unequal Pay, And Infidelity At The “Pose” Premiere

May 2, 2021 / Posted by:

The third and final season of FX’s Pose starts tonight, and to celebrate the groundbreaking show’s last bow, a premiere party was held at Jazz at Lincoln Center in NYC on Thursday night. And while Billy Porter once again brought the glamour by doing himself up as the gorgeous leader of a cult that worships window covering samples, Janet Mock, who is a producer, writer, and director on the show, brought the drama, messiness, and (in the voice of Oprah) HER TRUTH! Janet went off on Hollywood, slammed the fact that she only made $40k an episode, admitted that some of the show’s writing was not up to par, and told everyone that she cheated on her boyfriend, Angel Bismark Curiel, who is in the show’s cast, by fucking a crew member. If that crew member was in the audience, they probably nervously shifted their eyes around before quoting subject-changing legend Goldie from Flavor of Love by saying, “Did everyone try the chicken? I thought the chicken was lovely.”

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Ryan Murphy Denies That He Broke A Promise To Set Up A College Fund For Naya Rivera’s Son

March 10, 2021 / Posted by:

On July 8th, 2020, Naya Rivera went missing during a boat ride with her then-4 year old son Josey Hollis Dorsey. Josey was found alive in the rented pontoon boat, and it took several days of hard searching to find Naya, which they did, five days later, when she was officially pronounced dead. It was tragic, but Naya’s friends, family, and former coworkers did what they could to rally around her poor son including  Glee creators Ryan Murphy, Brad Falchuk, and Ian Brennan. They announced that they would generously set up a college fund for Josey, who is now 5-and-a-half. Cut to yesterday when Josey’s grandpa, and Naya’s father, George Rivera, accused Ryan Murphy of not following through with that promise. And Ryan Murphy would like to clear the air by claiming that there is a future college fund for Josey.

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Goopy Paltrow And Her Husband Brad Falchuk Talk About Sex In Time Of Corona

April 2, 2020 / Posted by:

And yes, my thoughts about this are best expressed through Brad Falchuk’sWhy me?” face as Goopy Paltrow brain farts out another piece of brilliant wisdom while looking like an uppity mouse.

Since Goopy Paltrow thinks she’s the Dr. Ruth of the super rich snobby lady set, she hosted a chat with “intimacy coachMichaela Boehm about corona quarantine fuck times in a video for Goop that is really just an insufferable infomercial for one of Michaela’s courses. One of the questions that Goopy asked is how are she and Brad supposed to hump the goop out of each other while they’re in such “close quarters” with the kids. I see all of you rolling your eyes at Goopy saying that they’re in “close quarters” in their gigantic Brentwood mansion. But honestly, living in the same universe as Goopy and Mr. Goopy is considered “close quarters.”

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