Dakota Johnson Chummed It Up With Gwyneth Paltrow At Her 30th Birthday Party

October 8, 2019 / Posted by:

I just hate it when wealth, fame, and nepotism are wasted on the bland and boring. Dakota Johnson recently celebrated her 30th birthday with a big party in Malibu over the weekend. If my mom and dad were fucking icons, and I was dating a rock/popstar, even if it was Chris Martin, I’d sure as hell be having a legendary party and the highlight wouldn’t be a birthday cake in the shape of my dog with a couple of sparklers sticking out of it. The highlight would be a mound of coke in the shape of my dog, from which my actual dog jumps out holding sparklers. What Malibu baker is going to say no to Don Johnson’s daughter?! But that’s not how Dakota rolls. According to People, Dakota’s party involved a lot of hugging and chatting with her boyfriend’s ex-wife Gwyneth Paltrow. And somebody invited Sean Penn. Yuck!

People reports:

Johnson, who turned 30 on Friday, rang in another year of life with a star-studded birthday party in Malibu on Saturday night. The Fifty Shades of Grey actress was joined by boyfriend Chris Martin as well as his ex-wife Gwyneth Paltrow, a source tells PEOPLE.

Also in attendance were Johnson’s mom Melanie Griffith, Miley Cyrus, Sean Penn and Robert Downey Jr.

Johnson arrived at her party with Martin, 42, and Moses, 13, his son with Paltrow. The exes also have a 15-year-old daughter, Apple.

Martin also surprised Johnson with a birthday cake in the shape of her dog Zeppelin that was decorated with sparklers.

Jesus, wake me up when Miley and Sean start going at it on the dining room table. A source notes that Dakota and Gwyneth are becoming quite good friends.

The two actresses spent some time catching up together as the festivities went into full swing with a band as well as a silent disco where guests could listen to music with wireless headphones.

“Dakota seems very close with her,” says the source. “They hugged and chatted a lot.”

Gwyneth, she’s just so evolved! Here’s a picture she posted of Dakota gripping the leftovers of her birthday cake.

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Happy 30th birthday to this absolute gem 💙

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RIP Zeppelin, you were delicious. It’s all just so chummy and mildly incestuous. I bet Gwyneth even had a special hemp fiber robe and a monogrammed pillow made for Dakota to use on nights she gets invited to sleep over in the big family bed.

Pic: Wenn.com

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