The “Fast Times At Ridgemont High” Reading Gave Us A Jerk-Off Scene Featuring Brad Pitt And Jennifer Aniston
The dreams of any remaining TEAM ANISTON t-shirt owners had already come true last month when it was reported that Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt would reunite for a live at-home reading of Fast Times at Ridgemont High. As promised, Jen and Brad reunited last night on Zoom for the Fast Times reading, to benefit Sean Penn’s CORE charity. And Brad and Jen must have been feeling extra charitable because they gave everyone at home an image for the ages by recreating the Phoebe Cates/Judge Reinhold jerk-off scene.
A couple of months ago Shia LaBeouf was spotted flashing a giant chest tattoo. A backward Affleck, if you will. At the time, no one was sure if it was an actual tattoo or just Hollywood makeup magic. Now, sadly, we have confirmation that the eyesore is 100% real, and Shia got it for an upcoming gangster movie titled The Tax Collector. Continue reading
Caught-on-camera celebrity purchases usually aren’t that suspicious or noteworthy. Sometimes a famous person just needs some attention…I mean, coffee. But Shia La Beouf was recently seen buying and riding around with a child trailer for the back of his bicycle. And of course, it hasn’t taken the internet very long to speculate on what that might mean.
Shia LaBeouf has been the cause of much embarrassment over the years. Between his Vegas wedding with Mia Goth that was live streamed on TMZ, cringey performance art projects, drunken rants ending in his arrest, and me somehow still thinking I would, Shia has caused more embarrassment to himself and others, than an accidental wet fart in a crowded elevator. But at least his tattoos were unremarkable. Well, not anymore! According to Page Six, Shia is back together with his ex Mia, and recently, showed off his extensive chest tattoos while the two were out exercising (with smoke breaks for Shia) in Pasadena, CA. The good news is he hasn’t tattooed his face (yet). The bad news is that Shia might be a Juggalo now. Or maybe that’s the good news! I don’t know, nothing makes sense in this world anymore.
Shia LaBeouf is saying what we’ve all pretty much known and figured (see: Lindsay Lohan). Being a child Disney star is fun and makes you rich and also screws up your fragile young psyche. Cool! Mickey Mouse Club FTW! Shia starred on Even Stevens on Disney Channel as a child and that’s where he got his start. While talking on The Hollywood Reporter’s Awards Chatter podcast, Shia let us know that the money and superstardom also came with some PTSD.
After seeing paparazzi pictures of Shia LaBeouf looking Steve Jobs’ brother who sold stolen iPhones from the trunk of his Chrysler LeBaron, we can finally see what it was all for. The first trailer for Honey Boy was dropped by Amazon today, which is of course the film written by Shia and starring Shia as a barely fictionalized version of his own weird stage father, and Lucas Hedges as a barely fictionalized version of adult Shia.