Category: Dakota Johnson
Open Post: Hosted By Dakota Johnson Pretending To Be George Clooney To Get Restaurant Reservations
I should be more specific, because I am certain at least one person read that headline above, and immediately pictured Dakota Johnson attempting some Face/Off shenanigans with a 3D printed mask of George Clooney’s visage in her Uber on the way to Nobu. That’s not what is happening here. Dakota pretends to be George Clooney over the phone to score dinner reservations.
Open Post: Hosted By Dakota Johnson Admitting She Lied About Loving Limes
Way back in March of 2020, Architectural Digest dropped one of their celebrity house tour videos starring Dakota Johnson. Her house was actually pretty cool. Lots of bookshelves, wood, art, plants, and… huge bowls of limes? Dakota explained, “I love limes, I love them. They’re great and I love them so much. And I like to present them like this in my house.” But last night, during a Tonight Show interview with Jimmy Fallon, Dakota admitted the truth… the limes were added by a set dresser. She actually doesn’t love limes. In fact, she’s allergic. Dakooota! You were supposed to be a warrior for the truth!
Dakota Johnson Might Be Engaged To Chris Martin
Well, well, well! Look who’s taken the first big step in getting consciously uncoupled. Dakota Johnson, who’s been dating Chris Martin since 2018 (apart from one brief break in summer 2019), has been spotted with a giant green rock on her engagement finger. Emerald? Kryptonite? Radium? Whatever it is, the ring screams, “I got corona-engaged to the Coldplay guy!”
Dakota Johnson Says Her Grandmother Tippi Hedren Still Has 13 Or 14 Big Cats
Big cats in America. So hot right now, thanks to Tiger King. But Joe Exotic and creepy cult leader Doc Antle (seriously, can someone at least attempt to deprogram his fake-titted wives?!) were far from the first people to surround themselves with exotic puss. Legendary actress Tippi Hedren, mother of Melanie Griffith, and grandmother to Dakota Johnson, was doing it fifty years ago.
At one time, Tippi, now 90 years old, rescued and owned around sixty lions and tigers. Obviously this is far more interesting than my own grandmother’s collection of chicken knick-knacks, so, while remotely interviewing Dakota, Graham Norton took the opportunity to ask if Tippi still owned any big cats. Dakota confirmed that, yes, her grandmother still has around 13 or 14. Continue reading
Twitter Came Together To Share Horror Stories About Ellen DeGeneres––For Charity
And now for a little heartwarming example of how shared hatred can unite total strangers while raising some much-needed coin for the less fortunate. Comedian and former Gilmore Girls producer, Kevin T. Porter, started an initiative on Friday that thousands of others have been getting behind. He shared a tweet with his followers, stating that he would be donating money to the Los Angeles Regional Food Bank––with a catch. Everybody who had a story about Ellen DeGeneres being a big old meanie should tweet him––and for every story he received, he’d match it with $2. Who says a global disaster can’t bring people together?
Gwyneth Paltrow Explains Why She Doesn’t Really Want To Act Anymore
Thanks to more than a decade’s worth of enthusiasm for questionable health claims and dubious wellness treatments, it’s sometimes easy to forget that Gwyneth Paltrow hasn’t always been a youth-and-vagina obsessed high-end snake oil pseudo-scammer. And as it turns out, there’s a whole generation of babies born that will never know Gwyneth as an actress. According to Gwyneth, she’s totally done with acting.