Break out the dildos, sex robots, candle wax, and and fetish gear. America’s sexiset couple are back together! Us Weekly reports that Chris Martin and Dakota Johnson’s insane sexual chemistry has brought them back together just a month after they reportedly broke up. I guess those matching infinity tattoos weren’t a laughable mistake after all!
The man who simply oozes raw sex appeal and doesn’t remind people of an eager-to-please Golden Retriever AT ALL, and the woman who lit the screen on fire as the World’s Most Beleiveble Virgin, were seen in public together two nights in a row, leaving a horny world to speculate on what went on after the lights went off. Pinochle perhaps? Naked pinochle?! I wouldn’t put anything past these two sex machines. According to UW:
The news of the reunion comes after Martin, 42, and Johnson, 29, were spotted out two nights in a row this week.
The Coldplay frontman accompanied the actress to a wrap for her upcoming film Covers on Wednesday, July 31.
The following night, Martin joined Johnson at the Los Angeles premiere of her new film, The Peanut Butter Falcon, which hits theaters on August 9.
There are pictures from the Peanut Butter Falcon red carpet (in the gallery below which features Shia LaBeouf and Paris Jackson and her twin lover), but it doesn’t look like Dakota and Chris actually posed together. Or if Chris even had his picture taken. That’s probably because of the insane sexual magnetism these two emanate whenever they are in close proximity. It’s a family movie for crying out loud!
We’ll have to wait to see if Dakota and Chris having differing views on starting a family together (as was previously given as the reason for their split) has been resolved. I’m imagining that if this relationship does proceed, it will be conditional on Dakota agreeing to sleep in the big family bed that sits in the middle of Gwyneth Paltrow‘s living room and cuddle with Chris, Gwyn, their kids, and on his “on days”, Brad Falchuk. Just like the Bucket family in Charlie and The Chocolate Factory, but way sexier.