Category: Chris Evans
Chris Evans And Lily James Were Seen Sneaking Around London Together
All those Knives Out fans are going to have to wait a while for the Knives Out sequel they’ve been promised. But luckily, there’s been plenty of Knives Out-adjacent relationship gossip to keep them occupied in the meantime. Who is doing it where, and with who?! First, they got the torrid love-hate relationship between Ana de Armas and her fan account (they love her, while she hates them). But if that’s not a mysterious enough of a relationship, we’ve got Chris Evans being seen at a hotel in London with Lily James.
Open Post: Hosted By Chris Evans Pushing Leche In Mexico
Because I guess an Avenger trick never knows when that Marvel truck is going to stop dumping piles of money into their vault of riches, Tom Hiddleston gets an easy check for making creepy serial killer commercials for Centrum in China, Jeremy Renner gets an easy check for hawking (more like Hawkeye-ing) camping crap on Amazon, and now Chris Evans wants the people of Mexico to drink his leche. I’m sure many a Captain American fan would gladly guzzle down his leche, but that’s not the kind of leche I’m talking about, you sucio trash!
“Avengers: Endgame” Originally Had Captain America Getting Decapitated
Chris Evans confirmed last year that Avengers: Endgame would be his final on-screen appearance as Captain America. I’m sure many people pictured Captain A wiping away a bittersweet tear as Black Widow and The Hulk presented him with a little goodbye cake in the Avengers’ compound lunch room. But it didn’t happen like that in Avengers: Endgame. Entertainment Weekly says that Avengers: Endgame directors Anthony and Joe Russo recently revealed that Captain America’s exit was going to be extremely dark.
Daniel Craig Gets His Southern Drawl On In The Trailer For “Knives Out”
I doubt the film world will ever again reach the glorious heights achieved by the cinematic masterpiece that is Clue. And that was based on a board game! But a new star-studded murder mystery movie called Knives Out looks like it might, at the very least, be a fun diversion based on Daniel Craig’s sweet tea infused Tennessee Williams meets Vampire Bill accent. According to The Verge, Daniel plays Detective Benoit Blanc in the film director Rain Johnson describes as a tribute to Agatha Christie.
Open Post: Hosted By Chris Evans In “Mystery Date,” In Case You Didn’t Know
So this is actually not news to me, because I am a Chris Evans superfan. I know what you’re thinking: “Kristian, but you’re always talking about Chris Hemsworth!” And yes, I am. But there is room for two white guys named Chris in my heart, and technically Chris Evans is the first because he continued my gay awakening in 2004 with that Flaunt magazine shoot. So I was fully aware that before Chris was wearing whipped-cream bikinis in Not Another Teen Movie or burning his clothes off in Fantastic Four man was also gigging it as Tyler, a surfer in the board game: Mystery Date. He’s a man of many talents.
The End (game) Is Near: Some Of The Millions Of Looks From The “Avengers: Endgame” Premiere
God bless ya if you’ve been able to keep up with all the fucking Avengers running around here these days. Just looking at the poster for the upcoming Avengers: Endgame movie takes so much concentration. I keep thinking I’m supposed to eventually see a sailboat or some shit. It’s a mess, and it gives me a throbbing, Thanos’ dick-sized migraine. But the poster isn’t nearly as much of a mess as the red carpet for last night’s premiere of Avengers: Endgame: Too Many Spidermen. Not only was every Groot, Korg and Kraglin Obfonteri from the movies there, all the Marvel universe TV characters were there too. It must have been the least exclusive guest list to hit Hollywood since the premiere of Gotti. I mean, they even let Colin Jost in!