Category: Toni Collette

Toni Collette Returned To Instagram To Announce Her Divorce After Photos Of Her Husband With Another Woman Surfaced

December 8, 2022 / Posted by:

I did not expect to find myself digging through Toni Collette’s Instagram feed this morning using my Dlisted exclusive Detective Latoya magnifying glass (available at lesser Target stores nationwide. If you can’t find them in the aisle, check the dumpsters out back. Please do not bother the Target team members; they won’t know what you’re talking about.) looking for clues, but here we are. And I’ve got my Knives Out to prove it. Unoriginally, a silly little man, appears to be responsible for the sad state of affairs that led to this unprecedented investigation into the socials of one of our leading Certified Prestige HBO Girlies.

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Michael Peterson Would Have Preferred If Brad Pitt Had Played Him In HBO’s “The Staircase” Instead Of Colin Firth

June 16, 2022 / Posted by:

There’s little doubt that come Emmy-times, Colin Firth and Toni Collette will be all up in the mix for their portrayals of Michael and Kathleen Peterson in HBO limited series The Staircase. But the real Michael Peterson, who has not seen the show, is once again irate about it and thinks that Brad Pitt would have done a better job of capturing his legendary (in his own mind) “energy” and “humor.” Which is silly if you think about it. Anybody who’s seen the documentary the show is based on knows that HBO did Michael a solid by casting Colin instead of hiring Andy Serkis to reprise his performance in The Lord of the Rings for the role. Especially considering the way Michael’s been hissing “my precious… feelings” ever since the day his wife was found crumpled up at the bottom of the couple’s staircase in a pool of her own blood. But go off, king. You’ve made a point. Brad Pitt probably should consider prestige television.

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Open Post: Hosted By The Trailer For “The Staircase” Starring Toni Colette And Colin Firth

March 30, 2022 / Posted by:

Last year, Mare of Easttown made Kate Winslet the undisputed dahhhling of the HBO Max season (though White LotusJennifer Coolidge was a close 2nd) but since it takes HBO a million years (or approximately 3 GOT dragon lifetimes) to crank out a new season of appointment television, there’s an opening for Toni Collette to nab the title this year. Variety reports that Toni will be starring opposite Colin Firth in The Staircase, a limited series based on the Netflix documentary of the same name. That is unless Nicole Kidman’s wig from The Undoing will be playing the possibly murderous owl, in which case, all bets are off. Nic is such a powerful performer, that even her leftover hairpieces masked in “bird face,” are put forward For Your Consideration. For those of you who haven’t seen the Netflix documentary and think I’ve totally lost my marbles, I’m referencing the “owl theory,” which I’ll explain later. Right after I’m done looking for my marbles. I know I put them somewhere…

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Daniel Craig Gets His Southern Drawl On In The Trailer For “Knives Out”

July 2, 2019 / Posted by:

I doubt the film world will ever again reach the glorious heights achieved by the cinematic masterpiece that is Clue. And that was based on a board game! But a new star-studded murder mystery movie called Knives Out looks like it might, at the very least, be a fun diversion based on Daniel Craig’s sweet tea infused Tennessee Williams meets Vampire Bill accent. According to The Verge, Daniel plays Detective Benoit Blanc in the film director Rain Johnson describes as a tribute to Agatha Christie.

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