Night Crumbs

January 6, 2020 / Posted by:

Knives Out is getting a sequel that will follow Daniel Craig’s Benoit Blanc as he gets into more detective antics. So, they’re trying to turn Benoit Blanc into the Southern Sherlock Holmes, pretty much. But that’s not what they should do. If the studio really wants to make money, they’d make the sequel an erotic thriller centered around that cable knit sweater that Chris Evans wears and hard-up hos everywhere have been slobbering over. I mean, that sweater is ready to star in an erotic thriller. It already has a fuck hole and everything – Pajiba

Taika Waititi was at the Golden Globes giving us Inspector Clouseau at a gala in the South of France hotness – Pajiba

And Billy Porter gave us Swan Lake going to a business meeting glamour – Celebitchy

Salma Hayek and Patricia Arquette had a chichi-off – SOW

 

If you’re looking for a quick and easy, elegant top, just tie a trash bag around your chichis like a halter the way that Noah Cyrus did! – Drunken Stepfather

The Human Ken Doll is now The Human Barbie DollTowleroad

The mother of a boy bander named Ricky Garcia claims that when her son was underage, he was given booze and sexually abused by a publicist at Chris Pratt and Anna Faris‘ house – The Blemish

I know that Kim Kardashian’s face doesn’t move but there’s no way she kept it straight as she tweeted about how she gets pissed (see what I did there?) that people think her family needs to publicize everything – Just Jared

Pic: Lionsgate

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