Open Post: Hosted By Chris Evans Pushing Leche In Mexico

September 28, 2019 / Posted by:

Because I guess an Avenger trick never knows when that Marvel truck is going to stop dumping piles of money into their vault of riches, Tom Hiddleston gets an easy check for making creepy serial killer commercials for Centrum in China, Jeremy Renner gets an easy check for hawking (more like Hawkeye-ing) camping crap on Amazon, and now Chris Evans wants the people of Mexico to drink his leche. I’m sure many a Captain American fan would gladly guzzle down his leche, but that’s not the kind of leche I’m talking about, you sucio trash!

Chris Evans is now the face of Lala 100, Lala’s new 100% lactose-free milk. Chris Evans joining forces with Lala makes sense, because he makes many hos wanna la la in the kitchen, on the floor, they’ll be his French maid when they meet him at the door. Damn, Chris Evans for making me remember that I bought Ashlee Simpson’s album back in the day. Strangely enough, that memory gives me the farts, like drinking milk with lactose does.

The ad for Lala 100 is like a scene straight out of 90 Day Fiancé: Before The 90 Days, because Chris really has no idea what the Spanish-speaking woman he meets on a park bench is saying as she tells him how packed her days are and she keeps her energy up by drinking lactose-free milk.

And if you’re the kind of ho who will gladly drink a stranger’s milk in the park, you and Captain America are twinsies!

Pic: Lala Mexico

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