Category: Chris Evans
Lily James Was Coy When Answering Questions About Chris Evans As Dominic West’s Wife Is Reportedly Weighing Her Options
After breaking up with her long-time boyfriend Matt Smith but before her dalliance with her married co-star Dominic West, Lily James enjoyed a boozy/powdery(?) picnic in the park with pals and was spotted around London with America’s Hunk, Chris Evans, COVID be damned. Safe to say she’s checked the box marked brazen, but she has yet to embrace the hussy label. A bolder actress might take advantage of being at the center of what is possibly the most fun gossip story of the pandemic and really make a meal of it (did Angelina Jolie teach the girls nothing?!?!), however Lily continues to demur. According to CinemaBlend, Lily’s press obligations to promote Rebecca included an interview with The Guardian. When asked about her relationship with Chris, Lily responded “no comment” instead of giving us the inside scoop on Chris’ iPhone remake of The Shadow. To which I say BOO.
Open Post: Hosted By Chris Evans’ Newest Thirst Trap Featuring His Dog, Dodger
Chris Evans knows how to churn up some attention. When his dick pic accidentally blew the Internet up, he turned it into an opportunity to raise voting awareness. Chris recently shared a picture of his dog Dodger and in that picture, the dog is definitely thinking, “Your nipple is totally trying to take the attention away from ME!”
Jamie Lee Curtis Wonders If Chris Evans Didn’t Leak His Own Dick Pic On Purpose
Thank goodness Jamie Lee Curtis only played Chris Evan’s mom on-screen and isn’t his mom in real life. Otherwise, we’d all be feeling 100% awkward upon learning that Jamie Lee has been doing her own detective work on that whoopsie picture of Captain America’s wiener. But Jamie Lee has a theory about why we might have seen Chris’ penis.
Chris Evans Is Channeling The Attention From That Dick Pic Into Voting Activism
Over the weekend, a picture of what was believed to be Chris Evans‘ dick hit the internet when he posted a clip to his Instagram Stories and that clip included a shot of his camera roll, which included a picture of a penis. Chris deleted the clip immediately and he never confirmed whether the grainy, low-res penis in question was his. But he addressed the situation on Twitter, and he’s trying to turn that Big Dick Energy into High Voter Turnout.
Chris Evans Broke Twitter By Accidentally Sharing A Dick Pic
Chris Evans trended at #1 on Twitter all day yesterday, because if the internet runs on dick pics, it overloads and combusts over a shadowy, dark-ass pic of a dick that may or may not belong to Chris Evans.
While playing a game of Heads Up––which has an entirely new meaning now––with his friends, Chris Evans whipped out his…cell phone and started filming his friends stumbling through an easy answer. And yesterday, he uploaded the clip to his Instagram Stories and went full “middle-aged dad not knowing how technology works” when he accidentally included a shot of his camera roll. And on that camera roll was a dark picture of a dick, which caused a flood that temporarily quenched the thirst of the chronically dehydrated on Twitter.
BenAna, WHO?! Chris Evans And Lily James Got Papped Again
Over the weekend, the London franchise of Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas known as Chris Evans and Lily James were caught by the paparazzi leaving a club together before going off to his hotel. That seemed to confirm that Lily has completely moved on from Matt Smith and is now getting on Chris Evans. Chris and Lily were papped laughing in a London park together yesterday. Yes, LAUGHING. Those bold bitches. That’s BenAna’s thing! How dare they. But congratulations to the Venice, CA jewelry shop that will get a little press when BenAna try to show up LilChris (or is it JamEva? Or ChrisLily, but that’s already taken.) is papped looking at rings through the window…while laughing of course.