Diplo Says He Probably Got A Blow Job From A Man, But He’s Not *Not* Gay
Emily Ratajkowski has a podcast called High Low, and her latest guest was Diplo, the DJ/music producer best known for those sexual misconduct accusations, getting ranked last on ex-girlfriend Katy Perry’s sex list, and, um, his music, I guess? Anywho, Page Six reports that, during Diplo’s chat with EmRata, the topic turned to oral sex. 44-year-old Diplo says he was “sure” he’d gotten “a blowjob from a guy before,” but he doesn’t think that’s gay unless one makes eye contact with the male blowjob-giver. Later, the DJ told Emily that he didn’t want to define his sexuality, but he’s “not NOT gay.” OK, so where does “not NOT gay” land on the Kinsey scale?
A Topless Protestor Interrupted Avril Lavigne At The Juno Awards
Everybody thinks Canada is sooo boring, but guess what? At last night’s Junos (our Grammys), there were titties. Real, live, totally spontaneous titties! CTV reports that, while Avril Lavigne (our Pink) was presenting musician AP Dhillon, a topless activist sauntered up on stage with messages like “Save the Greenbelt” and “Land Back” written on their body. Don’t worry; they kept things tasteful; the nips were covered with pasties. But Avril didn’t appreciate this thoughtful touch. When security got onstage to escort the topless vigilante away, Avril flicked their boob with her hands and said, “Get the fuck off, bitch!” Hmmm, if Avril were a real punk, she would’ve handed the streaker the mic and let ’em stick it to the man!
Open Post: Hosted By Gwyneth Paltrow Saying That Rectal Ozone Therapy Is The Weirdest Wellness Thing She’s Done
Since starting Goop in 2008, Gwyneth Paltrow aimed to share ways to “nourish the inner aspect” through unconventional and expensive wellness fads and lifestyle items with other wildly pretentious people, and also to turn a profit, obviously. So, she’s tried a lot of things over the years, but while guesting on The Art of Being Well, she shared that the strangest wellness thing she’s ever tried is rectal ozone therapy, which is when ozone gas is pumped right into your fart-box. Though the FDA warns against it, Gwyneth (and others who also aren’t qualified to give medical advice) claim it has many benefits.
Colin Farrell Called Out “Saturday Night Live” For Its Drunk Irish Stereotype In A Skit
Just when we thought that nobody bothered watching Saturday Night Live anymore, Colin Farrell might’ve reinstated public interest with a sprinkle of shade towards the sketch show during the 2023 Academy Awards. Oscar host Jimmy Kimmel descended down from the stage for the part of the show where he puts a mic in the face of audience members to ask questions from “fans” (aka the Oscars writer’s room). After terrorizing activist and human embodiment of world peace Malala Yousafzai, Jimmy stepped up to Colin Farrell to ask a question on behalf of “Joey from Las Vegas,” saying, “Colin, I loved your performance in The Banshees of Inisherin, my question is, what were you saying in the movie?” Colin hit back with, “I’d like him to go on Youtube and check out SNL last night and he’ll have a good idea.”
Lindsay Lohan Announced She’s Pregnant With Her First Child
The children of Moscow can rest easy tonight knowing that alleged attempted child napper Lindsay Lohan is pregnant with a child of her own. She has announced that she’s expecting her first child with her husband, Bader Shammas. Lindsay’s come a long way since those dark times, and people are asking, “is this a sign that a glorious new day is upon us?” As we know from our scriptures, no Lohanaissance is complete until five things occur, kinda like the seven seals of the apocalypse but more festive, and there are only five. They are as follows:
Rachel Bilson Admits She Didn’t Orgasm From Sex Until She Was 38 Years Old
Pint-sized podcaster Rachel Bilson likes to overshare. Perhaps it’s because she wants to remind everyone she’s a grown-ass woman and not the same doe-eyed kewpie doll from the early aughts during The OC. Rachel has had a few romances and experienced a smorgasbord of sexy times up until now. However, she didn’t experience her walls coming down in a smattering of panty pudding until she was in her late thirties. And in a recent conversation on her Broad Ideas podcast with comedian Whitney Cummings (whose surname makes her the perfect guest for this episode), 41-year-old Rachel admitted she had no idea what a real orgasm was until she was 38. Yes, only a few years ago. Cut to all eyes on her ex, Bill “Big Dick” Hader.