When Lindsay Lohan decides to go all in, she goes all the way in, and right now, according to The Blast, what she’s currently in, is a relationship. The romance between Lindsay and her rumored new boyfriend, “businessman” Bader Shammas, is stronger than ever, despite rumors of a breakup, prompted by Lindsay deleting a group photo in which Bader appeared from her Instagram. But yesterday, Lindsay reposted the pic, captioning it with a single red heart emoji. I guess it’s true what they say— there are no take-backs when true love is on the line.
Sometimes a revolution can happen overnight, but a renaissance takes time. It took 4 centuries for Europe to rid itself of the raw brutality of the Middle Ages before it was born anew as the western cradle of art, culture, and giant smoked turkey legs. You can’t rush a renaissance. We can’t expect to wake up one fine morning to find the Lohanaissance upon us! It would blow our unsophisticated, feeble minds. Lindsay Lohan is taking her time, for us. That’s why she’s only shared a scant snippet of her latest single, Xanax, with us at this time. Lindsay’s smoked turkey legs can wait!