Rachel Bilson Admits She Didn’t Orgasm From Sex Until She Was 38 Years Old
Pint-sized podcaster Rachel Bilson likes to overshare. Perhaps it’s because she wants to remind everyone she’s a grown-ass woman and not the same doe-eyed kewpie doll from the early aughts during The OC. Rachel has had a few romances and experienced a smorgasbord of sexy times up until now. However, she didn’t experience her walls coming down in a smattering of panty pudding until she was in her late thirties. And in a recent conversation on her Broad Ideas podcast with comedian Whitney Cummings (whose surname makes her the perfect guest for this episode), 41-year-old Rachel admitted she had no idea what a real orgasm was until she was 38. Yes, only a few years ago. Cut to all eyes on her ex, Bill “Big Dick” Hader.
According to Page Six, Rachel realizes there’s a difference between a little bump and grind and a little “OH MY GOD!!!!” because she had never experienced the latter in her younger years. And it took a very open conversation with Whitney to discuss their latent experiences about finally encountering sex so good the angels peeked in from above, giving out highs fives and saying, “Hallelujah Girl!”
The actress told her “Broad Ideas” podcast listeners in Monday’s episode that she didn’t climax during intercourse until the age of 38.
“Isn’t that crazy?” she asked her guest, Whitney Cummings.
The stand-up comedian was the one to kick off the candid conversation, explaining to Bilson that she first orgasmed from sex after getting off birth control within the last year.
“I could do it with my hands whenever,” Cummings, 40, clarified.
Bilson, 41, chimed in, “Of course, yeah. But not from, like, dick inside.”
Rachel, after this revelation, all of your friends should throw you a post-orgasm Welcome To The Club party because that moment should be celebrated. But unfortunately, we also have to play The Price Is Right loser horn for your former lovers, Adam Brody and Hayden Christensen, since they clearly weren’t the ones to bring your face to a frozen O while experiencing new realms of pleasure. So then, who was this magic stick man who stirred your nether regions into coochie confetti? Jezebel seems to think they have the answer, and honestly, it should really come as no surprise.
Rachel Bilson is 41 in this blessed year of 2023, and will turn 42 on August 25. Now, if we count backwards using our fingers, that means she turned 38 in August of 2019. And who was she dating roughly from the fall of 2019 to summer of 2020? None other than Bill “Big Dick” Hader.
If you might recall, in another episode of her podcast in August of last year, guest Tommy Dorfman asked what Bilson most missed about her ex Hader. She responded, eloquently, “his big dick.” They both laughed, and then promptly moved on. This makes the theory that Hader…was the one to give Bilson her first vaginal orgasm…
Rachel, your best years are yet to come arrive, my love, so keep being open to the possibilities. And although you and Bill have parted ways, you need to send him a gift basket with Twinkies, cream-filled donuts, and a CD single of “Oops (Oh My)” by Tweet so that he knows you’re thinking about him as you embark on this new journey in life.
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