Teddi Mellencamp is utterly forgettable, so any time she gets a speck of attention for trying to say something provocative–like defending the neck lift she got that pretty much no one asked her to–people still need to be reminded of why she assumes anyone should care what she has to say. So for good measure: she’s John Mellencamp’s daughter, she used to be on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, she’s a fitness accountability coach who hates food and joy, and she was on Celebrity Big Brother only to get booted first. So since she and Lisa Vanderpump both used to be on RHOBH, she’s been dishing room temperature takes about the Vanderpump Rules Scandoval saga on her own podcast. But the other day on Melissa Gorga’s (of The Real Housewives of New Jersey) podcast, Teddi decided to go “All In” and declare that she thinks Lisa paid Raquel Leviss to creep around with Tom Sandoval in an attempt to keep the lights on at VPR. The lesson here? Let’s just stop handing out podcasts to everyone.

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During the Oscars on Sunday night, Nigerian singer and Best Song nominee Tems decided that although Rihanna would be singing their Oscar-nominated song Lift Me Up from the Black Panther: Wakanda Forever soundtrack, she would make sure people would be lifting up their necks to see the stage from behind her. Tems’ Lever Couture dress immediately became the talk of the Oscars because of how her big-ass cloud dress blocked some people’s view of the stage. But now, after folks have had a moment to wonder why she decided to do this, Tems explains she was merely keeping in line with many awards show attendees who wore outfits they believed were fashion-forward but were more like fabric-inspired middle fingers.

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If Kathy Hilton was upset about not being told she’s a grandmother, wait ’til she finds out that Paris Hilton didn’t vote for her BFF Donald Trump! But luckily for Paris, she’s too old for Kathy to ship her off to an abusive boarding school. Paris Hilton’s book Paris: The Memoir dropped yesterday, and The Hill claims that in it, her ghostwriter writes that she lied in an interview about voting for Trump in 2016. The truth is that she didn’t even vote at all! It’s really too early in the week for the crazy shock of finding out that Paris Hilton told a lie and doesn’t care about voting!

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Ice Breakers Liquid Ice!

After I made Altoids Sours an HSOTD the other day, reader Maggie dropped another fresh breath artifact from the past, Ice Breakers Liquid Ice, into my inbox. Maggie remembered Ice Breakers Liquid Ice being from the 90s, and I did too. But we must be confusing Ice Breakers Liquid Ice for shady 90s breath legend Breath Asure. Because it wasn’t until the early aughts when Ice Breakers Liquid Ice started breaking mouths with its extra potent mintiness.

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While working a pair of blooming rose chichis of elegance at Vanity Fair’s Oscar party, Tessa Thompson told a reporter that in all her 39 years of life, she’s never eaten a hamburger and only recently had eggs for the first time and doesn’t think “they’re great.” The anti-Wimpy added that she’s not a vegetarian. This is a reminder that we’re all different people with different tastes. I mean, some people, like Tessa, have never had a hamburger in their mouth, and some of us have never had the tongues of Rita Ora and Taika Waititi in our mouth at the same time  – Entertainment Tonight

Meanwhile, on Oscars night, Vanessa Hudgens and Austin Butler did the bland exes reboot of the iconic moment when Jessica Lange mistook Lea Michele for a wall at an event – Lainey Gossip

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