Or, it won’t be hitting the auction block right now, anyway. If you’re a resident of Alpharetta, Georgia, and your neighborhood still reeks of weight loss shakes, cigarettes, and solo cup-infused Opus One wine, it’s because Kim Zolciak-Biermann of The Real Housewives of Atlanta and Don’t Be Tardy infamy doesn’t have to pack up her tacky house full of wigs and children just yet. Last week, we heard that Kim and her husband, ex-NFLer Kroy Biermann’s home was in foreclosure and set to be auctioned off in front of the courthouse next month since they were $1.65 million in default on their mortgage. But, they must’ve successfully thrown some kind of Hail Mary because Page Six says the auction has been called off.

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Every year, the Superbowl causes some kind of non-troversy with some people. JLo could be wearing a nun’s habit singing Ave Maria, and a certain subset of viewers would complain that her ankles were too visible, causing children to devote themselves to Satan immediately. This year, Rihanna is on the receiving end of FCC complaints, with most people complaining that her show was too sexy with “pornographic” content. I guess I missed the part where RiRi took part in a live 16-man orgy!

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The year is 2023, and we’re still talking about the behind-the-scenes messes on the making of 2001’s Lady Marmalade remake starring Christina Aguilera, Pink, Lil’ Kim, and Missy Elliot. Mya was also there. While the video looked like a pitchy good time in the best little whorehouse in Hollywood, behind the scenes, Pink and Xtina were fighting. While the memory of this stale beef should have been left behind amongst the hazy recollections of butterfly clips and cargo pants, it somehow always comes back when someone’s got an album or circus tour to promote. After slamming people for making assumptions about the famous feud and stirring shit up (a case of pot calling the kettle pink), Pink talked about the feud some more and said Christina wanted to fight her over a chair.

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When it comes to food orders, I’m pretty forgiving. If a waiter lightly screws up my order, I just smile and pick out the pickles. For someone like me, waiting an extra 15 minutes for a marginally better sandwich is not worth waiting for. However, not everyone is built like me. Especially Belinda Miller, a Georgia woman who mowed down the local Popeye’s restaurant after the server didn’t give her her goddamn hot and flaky biscuits!

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