A Topless Protestor Interrupted Avril Lavigne At The Juno Awards

March 14, 2023 / Posted by:

Everybody thinks Canada is sooo boring, but guess what? At last night’s Junos (our Grammys), there were titties. Real, live, totally spontaneous titties! CTV reports that, while Avril Lavigne (our Pink) was presenting musician AP Dhillon, a topless activist sauntered up on stage with messages like “Save the Greenbelt” and “Land Back” written on their body. Don’t worry; they kept things tasteful; the nips were covered with pasties. But Avril didn’t appreciate this thoughtful touch. When security got onstage to escort the topless vigilante away, Avril flicked their boob with her hands and said, “Get the fuck off, bitch!” Hmmm, if Avril were a real punk, she would’ve handed the streaker the mic and let ’em stick it to the man!

In this case, “the man” is Ontario Premier Doug Ford and his Conservative government. Yep, we got stuck with another Ford. Doug’s younger brother was the late Rob Ford, Toronto’s very own crack-smoking, pussy-eating mayor. RIP (Rest in Patois). The Junos streaker is protesting Doug’s evil plan to remove 7,400 acres of protected Ontario Greenbelt land and replace it with housing. This move is currently under investigation by Ontario’s auditor general and integrity commissioner, and it’s been heavily criticized by environmentalists and anyone with half a brain. The “Land Back” written on the activist’s arm refers to the Land Back movement, which aims to get “Indigenous Lands back into Indigenous hands.”

Here’s 38-year-old Avril getting surprised with titties at last night’s Junos in Edmonton:

Here’s an angle where you can actually see Avril slapping the breast:

Later in the show, Tyga’s new girlfriend won the TikTok Juno Fan Choice Award, and she joked, “Now, nobody try anything this time, or the Canadian is gonna come out in me and I’ll fuck a bitch up.” She also addressed the incident on Twitter after the show:

You know, that clip of the topless protestor storming the stage was way more interesting than anything that happened at the Oscars on Sunday night. Is it finally time to bring streakers back to awards shows? Spontaneous nudity > Movie star slaps.

Pic: YouTube

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