A Topless Protestor Interrupted Avril Lavigne At The Juno Awards
Everybody thinks Canada is sooo boring, but guess what? At last night’s Junos (our Grammys), there were titties. Real, live, totally spontaneous titties! CTV reports that, while Avril Lavigne (our Pink) was presenting musician AP Dhillon, a topless activist sauntered up on stage with messages like “Save the Greenbelt” and “Land Back” written on their body. Don’t worry; they kept things tasteful; the nips were covered with pasties. But Avril didn’t appreciate this thoughtful touch. When security got onstage to escort the topless vigilante away, Avril flicked their boob with her hands and said, “Get the fuck off, bitch!” Hmmm, if Avril were a real punk, she would’ve handed the streaker the mic and let ’em stick it to the man!
In this case, “the man” is Ontario Premier Doug Ford and his Conservative government. Yep, we got stuck with another Ford. Doug’s younger brother was the late Rob Ford, Toronto’s very own crack-smoking, pussy-eating mayor. RIP (Rest in Patois). The Junos streaker is protesting Doug’s evil plan to remove 7,400 acres of protected Ontario Greenbelt land and replace it with housing. This move is currently under investigation by Ontario’s auditor general and integrity commissioner, and it’s been heavily criticized by environmentalists and anyone with half a brain. The “Land Back” written on the activist’s arm refers to the Land Back movement, which aims to get “Indigenous Lands back into Indigenous hands.”
Here’s 38-year-old Avril getting surprised with titties at last night’s Junos in Edmonton:
🚨 | Topless Woman Invades the Juno Awards Stage, while Avril Lavigne introduces a performer. #JUNOAwardspic.twitter.com/PWEzyF8vQy
— Avril Lavigne News (@AvrilNewsFans) March 14, 2023
yo @PopCrave idk if u care bc it’s Canada but some naked person just crashed @AvrilLavigne’s speech at the televised Juno Awards lol?? pic.twitter.com/8LpHVRQZuT
— AARON MOY 🎙️🥀 UPDATING BOOTH… (@Moyceover) March 14, 2023
Here’s an angle where you can actually see Avril slapping the breast:
Avril flickin a streaker’s tit live at the Juno’s is SENDING ME wow invite me next time I didn’t know the show was gonna POP OFFFFF@AvrilLavigne I love you more than ever pic.twitter.com/UkUyvE1g5j
— The Beaches (@thebeaches) March 14, 2023
Later in the show, Tyga’s new girlfriend won the TikTok Juno Fan Choice Award, and she joked, “Now, nobody try anything this time, or the Canadian is gonna come out in me and I’ll fuck a bitch up.” She also addressed the incident on Twitter after the show:
Thanks to my amazing fans for voting for the TikTok Juno Fan Choice Award. This is my 10th Juno Award and 4th Fan Choice Award. Let’s keep rocking and cheers to the next 20 years!
P.S. – “Get the fuck off bitch!” @TheJUNOAwards @TikTokCanada pic.twitter.com/tlhPyD9hw9
— Avril Lavigne (@AvrilLavigne) March 14, 2023
You know, that clip of the topless protestor storming the stage was way more interesting than anything that happened at the Oscars on Sunday night. Is it finally time to bring streakers back to awards shows? Spontaneous nudity > Movie star slaps.