Rachel Bilson Admits She Misses Bill Hader’s Huge Package More Than Anything Else

August 17, 2022 / Posted by:

Here’s a little nugget, or should I say big nugget, for your Hump Day. If you ever clocked Bill Hader’s sixhead and thought, “Yup, BDE,” then you were correct. That’s what his ex Rachel Bilson says anyway and she jokes (or was it a joke?!) that she still misses it. Although the two of them haven’t been a couple since the beginning of 2020, Rachel is still dickmatized and when asked if she misses Bill himself Rachel admits that Bill’s cool, but his bulging billy club is the real reason she cries salty tears into the wee hours of the morning.

Rachel and Bill’s miniseries of a romance saw its finale back in July of 2020, not too long after they made the relationship official at the Golden Globes earlier that year. But Rachel has admitted on numerous occasions getting over Bill was one of the hardest things she’s ever had to do, and now we all know why.  Vanity Fair reports during a June episode of her podcast Broad Ideas with guest Mandy Moore, Rachel alluded to a breakup she endured during the pandemic. And although she never mentions this ex by name, the timing of her break-up with Bill lines up with the story.

While she didn’t mention her ex by name, the actress told her guest Mandy Moore that she “went through a really hard breakup and it was during the pandemic.” She added, “I could not leave my house, you know what I mean? I had nothing else to do but sit in it, and deal with it and feel it. It was probably the hardest thing I’ve ever done⁠, harder than childbirth.” Bilson went on to say that the end of that relationship, “hurt like a motherfucker,” but also made her realize that “If you actually face it, you can come out of it and be like, ‘OK, I did that and I’m ready for the next thing.’”

While the rest of us were trying to cope with the ongoing pandemic, Rachel was at home trying to cope with DDS – Disappearing Dick Syndrome! And it sounds like her journey was far worse, but eventually, she overcame her struggles and found love once again with artist Zac LaRoc. But whispers of Bill’s BDE still tickle the corners of her nether regions. And according to Page Six Bill’s name came up again during her most recent podcast episode, where she finally let everyone know what’s the BIGGEST thing she misses about Bill the most.

On Monday’s episode of her “Broad Ideas” podcast, Bilson’s guest, Tommy Dorfman, asked her what she missed “the most” about her relationship with the “Barry” star.

The 40-year-old actress jokingly replied, “His big d–k” before the pair burst into laughter and she added, “We can keep that. … And cut, let’s move on.”

Yes Rachel, let’s please move on from this topic forever. Because, since Bill’s a foot taller than her, now I can’t unsee the two of them playing a game called Human Pinwheel whenever they used to have sex. And all I can hear is Rachel squealing “WHEEE!!!!” every time she used to go for a spin. That’s probably what she really misses the most.

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