Musician and suspected clone Avril Lavigne is having an interesting time when it comes to relationships. Around this time last year, Avril was a happily engaged woman to Razzie winner Mod Sun. But cut to a few weeks ago, and Avril was officially happily single, having unconsciously uncoupled with her ex-fiancé who discovered the news via TMZ photos. Now Avril is happily hooking up with Tyga of rapping and Kardashian drama fame. If only she would drop the rock fashion from 2001 like she drops men!
Everybody thinks Canada is sooo boring, but guess what? At last night’s Junos (our Grammys), there were titties. Real, live, totally spontaneous titties! CTV reports that, while Avril Lavigne (our Pink) was presenting musician AP Dhillon, a topless activist sauntered up on stage with messages like “Save the Greenbelt” and “Land Back” written on their body. Don’t worry; they kept things tasteful; the nips were covered with pasties. But Avril didn’t appreciate this thoughtful touch. When security got onstage to escort the topless vigilante away, Avril flicked their boob with her hands and said, “Get the fuck off, bitch!” Hmmm, if Avril were a real punk, she would’ve handed the streaker the mic and let ’em stick it to the man!
TMZ reports that Avril Lavigne, 38, has called off her year-long engagement to messy throupler Mod Sun, 35. Avril was previously married to Deryck Whibley of Sum41 and Chad Kroeger from Nickelback. Mod Sun was pretend married to Bella Thorne and throupled with Tana Mongeau. Now, we all know that age gaps can be a relationship killer, but the power imbalance of an Instagram follower-gap is a silent killer that’s frequently overlooked. So silent, in fact, that Mod Sun wasn’t the first person to find out he’d been disengaged from. Age might be considered nothing but a number to some, but follower count is inarguably numerical in nature. There’s just no getting around the fact that Avril’s 12.1M followers made her the Leonardo di Caprio to Mod Sun’s 19-year-old model #729K in their relationship. So it would make sense if Mod was threatened by rumors that Avril was stepping out with Tyga, 40M, which would make him the Jack Nicholson of this hypothetical throuple scenario.
So tragic. Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker only got a few days’ worth of attention before being swiftly replaced in the news cycle by another marriage-based story involving tattooed music types and mall punk vibes. Avril Lavigne announced earlier today that she’s engaged to her boyfriend of about a year, the man with a name like an unauthorized child of Frank Zappa, Mod Sun.
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At 36, Avril Lavigne still looks like a ghost that haunts the Hot Topic in an abandoned mall. And at 33, Bella Thorne’s ex Mod Sun looks exhausted from trying so hard. And according to People, these two elder-youths might be a couple. Avril and Mod recently worked together on the single Flames which appears on Mod’s album Internet Killed The Rockstar which came out last month. And last week, as they were photographed leaving BOA Steakhouse in West Hollywood, TMZ noticed that Mod had a new tattoo of Avril’s name on the back of his neck with the “A” in the style of the anarchy symbol because nothing says anarchy quite like two wealthy people in their 30s waiting at the valet stand at an expensive West Hollywood steakhouse. Maybe not under normal circumstances, but in the middle of a pandemic, what could be more anarchic?! If this past year has taught us anything it’s that The Rule of Law is a complete and utter fantasy.
Last month, the world lost Bill Withers. And, despite this, organizers at ArtistsCAN, an artists initiative raising funds for COVID-19 relief in Canada, thought it would be a good idea (Canadians always have the best of intentions) to stage a virtual performance, pulling together some Canadian singers––many of whom couldn’t hold a fucking candle to Bill––and get them to croak out his signature song, “Lean On Me”. In a spectacle that literally nobody asked for, people like Justin Bieber, Avril Lavigne and Michael Buble, shat all over Bill’s legacy with their warbling, auto-tuned renditions, albeit all for a good cause. And, like any respectable group of narcissists, insisted on filming the whole thing. Your move, Gal Gadot.