Category: Jimmy Kimmel

Sean Penn Reads Mean Tweets On “Jimmy Kimmel Live!”

September 13, 2019 / Posted by:

You know that Celebrities Reading Mean Tweets segment on Jimmy Kimmel‘s Jimmy Kimmel Live? We all love it, we all enjoy it; it’s cute and fun to watch people with way too much power, money, beauty and fame read awful things being said about themselves–which were likely previously approved by their publicists as not “too mean”. It’s called leveling-the-playing-field-not-at-all-but-sort-of. Well, Sean Penn didn’t want to just be one of several celebrities reading one or two mean comments in a montage. He wanted the full attention of the hatred. And Jimmy Kimmel obliged.

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Jimmy Kimmel’s Daughter Took A Shit On Jennifer Aniston’s Lawn

December 6, 2018 / Posted by:

That’s not a nice way to say you didn’t care for her movie career, baby Kimmel! Jimmy Kimmel and Jennifer Aniston are neighbors and friends have for Friendsgiving celebrations together. On Jimmy Kimmel Live! last night, Jimmy gave Jen a hard time for not mixing it up this year when she hosted and basically serving the same shit he had the next night on actual Thanksgiving. I didn’t know Friendsgivings were for Buffalo Wild Wings take-out, but whatever. Jen finally had enough and lobbed the critique back at him – namely, she wants his daughter to stop  confusing her backyard a toilet.

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Kanye West Really Showed Off His Philosophizing Skills On “Jimmy Kimmel Live!”

August 10, 2018 / Posted by:

My brain melted watching Kanye West on Jimmy Kimmel Live!. Like, do not watch this and try to make sense of what this man is saying because you will either be completely confused or your brain works wrong.

Jimmy Kimmel did his best to understand Kanye’s nuggets of “wisdom” while interviewing him last night on a wide range of topics from his clothing line, to his political commentary to his love of Trump.

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Jamie Dornan Talks About His “50 Shades” Penis Pouch

February 1, 2018 / Posted by:

They’ve been dragging the final installment of the 50 Shades franchise out like a tantric orgasm yet it still doesn’t hit theaters until Valentine’s Day. But the day we’ll be all 50 Shades Freed from that mess is almost here so both of its stars have been making the rounds. Wet noodle Dakota Johnson was on The Tonight Show this week and the other wet noodle Jamie Dornan was on Jimmy Kimmel Live!

In the interview, Jamie tells Jimmy that he had to wear a “wee” bag for his dick while filming his sex scenes. There is no avoiding the fact that Jamie is a hot piece of Irish ass so when he talks about his dick, my loins sit up and listen. He can thank his fellow countryman Colin Farrell for the fact that when I picture an Irish dick, I picture a fleshy tallboy of Guinness.

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